Daniel Jackson quotes from Stargate SG-1

Daniel Jackson

[sitting in Hammond's chair] Oh, I have to tell you, I like this scenario way better than the last one. Have you tried this chair? This is like…really comfortable. [pounds the chair's arm to prove it]

Dr. Jackson

Wow. That never happened in the simulations.

Dr. Jackson

I haven't left your side, Teal'c. And I'm not going to. That's a promise.

Dr. Jackson

There's no easy way to tell you this, so... Sam's just gonna come right out and say it.

Just find the small woman and tell her that what she gave me is not good enough. It isn't working!

Dr. Jackson

I guess I just spent a lot of time breaking you in, I just didn't want to have to start with a new colonel.

Dr. Jackson

Someone from a top secret, not to mention illegal, NID operation called 911?

Dr. Jackson

Ever had a birthday? You know a birthday, cake with candles on it, funny hats, pin the tail on the donkey, that kind of thing.

Dr. Jackson

[admiring Teal'c's apartment] Wow! I like what you're doing with the place. Sort of…Jaffa chic with an East African flare.

Dr. Jackson

[staring down at the gate-less gate room] Man, I'd hate to be the one that has to explain that to the President.

Dr. Jackson

Uh, the name's Olo. Hans Olo.

Dr. Jackson

It's, uh, a long story.

Dr. Jackson

I'm sorry to interrupt, but um…if you brought us here to try and convert us, it is fair to tell you that we are really not in the market for new gods.

Dr. Jackson

Maybe hoarding knowledge is wrong….or maybe it's not. Maybe, learning something for yourself is part of the journey to enlightenment. But killing someone for not worshiping you, regardless of your power, IS wrong. Very wrong. Knowledge is power, but how you use that power defines whether you are good, or evil.

Dr. Jackson

You are making a mistake. There is no curse. The black knight is a security feature created by Merlin through the use of science and advanced technology. There is no magic— [the Odyssey beams up SG-1]

Dr. Jackson

Once and for all: There was no curse. This is a device. There is no magic— [the Korolev beams him up]

Dr. Jackson

Boy, my timing's off today...