Spider-Man quotes from Spider-Man

Yo, Jungle Jim, up here!

Kraven

Where is my woman?

Well you're the hunter, can't you find her?

Robbie where the heck are you? The airline says your plane let out hours ago. What happened to you?

How does "I was kidnapped by a crazed big game hunter" grab ya J.J.

Penny for your thoughts.

Robbie

Will you please just tell me what's going on here? How did I get involved?

I guess you have me to thank for that.

Huh? Where did you come from?

Rhino

Jersey.

You got a claim check for that bag?

Rhino

Check this!

A little far from the Zoo, aren't you?

Rhino

Well well well, look who it is! It's the itsy, bitsy spider, and decked out in his new threads. But they ain't gonna look new tomorrow. [charges Spider-Man, who flips out of the way while he smashes into a wall]. Let's get this over with, I've gotta polish my horn.

This'll end when you tell me where me the Prometheum X is!

[lifts Rhino over his head, and starts spinning him around] Look, Hornhead, I'm not going in circles with you all night! I want an answer, now! [tosses him]

Rhino

[Spiderman grabs Rhino with one hand] What's goin' on? You were never this strong! This ain't possible!

I've just rewrote the rules. Now who are you working for?

Rhino

You know what they would do to me if I told?

A little something like this? And I'm just getting warmed up. [spins around Rhino on his own horn in the ground] The ride ends when you tell me where the Promethium X is.

Rhino

I can't, I can't!

Well, that's too bad, big boy. For you.

Rhino

[coming to a halt, falling over with a chuck of dirt stuck to his horn) Alright, I give up. I'd rather to go to jail than be a snitch.

Who said anything about jail?

Rhino

Huh? I don't get it?

You will. [while pulling steel door towards him with webbing] It's like this: I'm through with not getting what I want!

Rhino

[scared] W-what-what're you doin'? I-I-I told ya... I give up!

[growling] That's funny. I give up too. [lifts steel door over head menacingly] I give up trying to be a friendly neighborhood Spider-Man!

Rhino

[horrified] No, no. You can't..

Can't I?

Copy red leader,let's get to our million dollar target,

You boneheads can't catch me,not while this suit makes me stronger and faster than you! [Attaches himself to a wall] Blasted Jameson and his stupid reward, he's got the whole world after me for something I didn't even do, now I can hardly move without somebody wanting a piece of me. [Hunter launches a rope and get pulled off] Don't you yahoos get it? The black Spider-Man is unbeatable! [Hunter launched a trap net and Spidey dodges it] Nice try buddy! My turn! [launches a web and webs up a hunter]

Should I try a sonic blaster?

We tried everything else.

The suit! What's happening? I'm getting weak! Everything's going dark! [the suit saves him and pulls him on a roof]

How he can do that?! What's goin' on?! Get him, up there!

I must have passed out. HEY! [A piece of the suit detaches and destroys the sonic weapon a hunter uses a flamethrower and the suit again pulls him at a safe spot] Heh [launches a piece of metal that breaks a fire hydrant] Your suits have battery packs that blow up if they get wet! Buh bye! [launches a web from his organic suit white patch] I think it's time I paid a visit to the source of all my problems.

Thanks to your photos, we got the web-slinger dead to rights.

Eddie Brock

I told you I could do the job, J.J. [Spider-man arrives through the window]

Oh, You did a job alright, on me.

Eddie Brock

Spider-Man!

Think you can hide in some cockamamie new costume?

Oh, I've got nothing to hide, pickle puss. Especially from a couple of second-rate hacks like you.

Eddie Brock

Yeah, well pictures don't lie. [Spider-Man angrily grabs Brock's jacket]

But, YOU do!

Eddie Brock

What're you talkin' about? I-I know what I saw.

You didn't see me take the Prometheum X. [Jameson backs away and press the silent security alarm under his desk]

Eddie Brock

Who else could've taken it?

What about the clown in the rhino costume, punk?

A rhino? I think that new suit's cutting off the oxygen to your brain. [Spider-man turns around and grabs Jameson by his tie]

[snarling] If you don't call off that reward, I'm gonna- [group of security guards comes bursting in through the door]

Don't even think about it.

[amused] Who needs to think? [throws Jameson's desk at the security guards]

Hey!

Watch it!

Look out! [Spider-Man leaves out the window]

[normal voice] I almost lost it again back there.

As bad as he was before, in that suit, he's even worse.

Shocker

So, very painful or sorta painful? it's up to you. Now [grabs Brock by the shirt collar] Where are the photos of the crash site!?

What's this? A fight? And nobody invited me!

Shocker

You stay outta this!

Reasonable advice, but I haven't had much use for reason lately!

Shocker

Gettin' rid of you is gonna be a blast!

Shocker

[Maniacally Laughing) Rest in pieces, wall-crawler!

How 'bout I follow you instead?!

Well,if it's not my old friend, Alistair Smythe!

Smythe

How did you get in here?

Since I got my new suit, I get invited to all the best parties! [dodges Shocker's blasts]

[Launches web to Smythe and binds him] Don't leave, party's just starting!

Smythe

[the Promethius falls on the floor] The Promethium X!

I'll take care of that

Smythe

Shocker! He has the Promethium X!

Well, I see you're busy, so I'll be on my way.

I'm getting real tired of cleaning up your messes, Jameson.

Eddie Brock

i knew if i followed you something turned up

John?

Smythe

First hand over the Promethius

not before we see Colonel Jameson

Son!

Alright Smythe, you win. Here it is

Dad,i knew i could count on you

Always,son,always

Jameson,untie the colonel and get him out of here as far as you can

I'll guard you both from the rear

That's it,Deal's done|

Shocker

Not quite

a double-cross, big surprise!

Shocker

If think that's a Surprise then you're ready for a REAL SHOCK!

And I'm gonna tear YOU limb from limb!

Shocker

Ooh, I'm all shook up.

Eddie Brock

Ooh Spider-man is in trouble, perfect.

Pathetic

Shocker

you can't get over me!

come on, let's get this over with

i said COME ON!

Eddie Brock

it's payback time, Web slinger.

Shocker

i've still got business with you

Forget him, you're not done yet with ME! [rips the broken pillar up in the air]

Surprised, Shocker?! Let me tell it to you straight - I am INVINCIBLE! [throws the pillar to the hole where Shocker escapes]

GET BACK HERE, SHOCKER!! [Shocker races up the stairs, retreating to the top of the church bell tower] SHOOOCKEEERRRRRRRR!!! YOU CAN'T ESCAPE ME! I'LL CHASE YOU TO THE ENDS OF THE EAAAAAAAAAARTH!!!!!!!!

Shocker

HEY! What're ya-! [Spider-Man killer bear hugs Shocker,squeeze him so hard that he is suffocating him]

What good are those blasters to you now?![[Starts squeezing Shocker even harder, trying to crush him]

[to Brock] You?! I'm gonna save you for dessert.

Brock

*Help groans*

And YOU… you're the main course!

Shocker

You'll pay for this!

The check's in the mail, baby!

Huh? Down there. I don't believe it, it's the Rhino!

Rhino

Finally found you. [chuckles] You and I got a score to settle. You should've stayed in black, 'cuz I'm gonna dirty you up bad.

Uh, sorry. They tell me the blue really brings out my eyes. [defeats the Rhino] Last time, I kicked your hide all over this town! Is your learning curve a flat line or what?

Shocker

His might be. Mine isn't! [blasts Spider-Man]

Rhino and Shocker. How'd they get together, computer dating?

Venom

Back off! He belongs to us! [defeats both Rhino and Shocker before turning his attention to Spider-Man]

You don't understand, Brock! It doesn't just bond with you, it takes over! Makes you do what it wants! You've got to separate from it!

Venom

Separate?! We're made for each other! Brock's rage and vengefulness made us a perfect breeding ground - far better than you, Parker!

Brock, you've got to get rid of it!

Venom

Why? We're now part of a life force that has existed since the dawn of time. Imagine what you've turned down, Spider-Man. Think of all this knowledge. We've seen thousands of worlds, millions of civilizations, learned many secrets - always with but one goal above all else; to survive! And now, we're sharing those secrets with Eddie Brock. We're very happy together.

Venom

Now, don't worry. We're not gonna finish you yet, Spider-Man.

Listen to me, Brock! You've g-

Venom

[covers his mouth] STOP CALLING US THAT! WE ARE VENOM NOW! We wanted you, but you spurned us! Now, we have big plans! You know nothing about us, but we know everything about you. You'll see us everywhere, even in your nightmares.

Brock, the more you hate me, the more you give that thing control over you!

Venom

Who said we hate you?! Honestly, we're your biggest fan!

Venom

Look, streamers! Now it is a party!

Venom

Look, Parker! I'm booked for the wrong trip!

Next time, I'm flying!