Spider-Man quotes from Spider-Man

Sorry, Charlie...

Hobgoblin

Spider-Man!

... but you're a little late for Halloween!

Hobgoblin

You're pathetic! How did you ever get your reputation?

Musta been the tabloids.

Hobgoblin

Enjoying the flight?

Some flight! No peanuts, no Stallone movie? I'm outta here.

I guess it really does pay to practice shoddy journalism, keep it up J.J.

Why, you!

Gotta run!

Sleep tight Chameleon, maybe when you wake up you'll feel more like yourself.

The Chameleon? Here? Right next to me? I need a long vacation.

Well, Bruce, I've saved the world again. And what do I get for it? As usual - zelch, nada, nothing. That's what.

Heck of a job, Spider-Man. Thanks.

Did he say thanks? Someone thanking Spider-Man? Well, that's a first!

Eat acid, Spider-Man!

Sorry, I'm on an acid-free diet!

You weren't born with your spider powers, were you?

No, I won them on a quiz show.

Amazing! These patterns imply Neogenics involved. How could that be?

That was the category I chose.

Look, Spider-Man really is the thief.

[to himself] Oh, great, Jameson will probably be selling "Spider-Man Really Is The Thief" T-shirts by noon tomorrow.

Hydro-Man

[comes from behind and puts the pearl necklace around Mary Jane's neck which startled her] Boo, guess who? It's good to finally see you again, Red. It's been too long.

Mary Jane

What is this?

Hydro-Man

I always said I'd give you the world. This is just the down payment.

Mary Jane

[takes off the pearl necklace] Look, Morrie, our relationship is over! You were jealous, overbearing, and made my life miserable! So, leave me alone! [slams the pearl necklace back in Hydro-Man's hand]

Hydro-Man

[grabs Mary Jane's wrist] At least I never ran out on you like your father did!

Mary Jane

[swipes her wrist free] You shut up about him! We were wrong for each other 2 years ago, and we're wrong now! That's all I came to tell you! [storms out the door]

Hydro-Man

Mary Jane, no- Wait!

[Looks at the unworn clothes] Hey! Where that guy go?

Mary Jane

[Hydro-Man attempts to stalk her within the water fountain] Morrie!

Hydro-Man

Hey, hey. I know why you broke with me, Mary Jane. I have no car, no cash, no class; I was a nobody.

[looks at Mary Jane and Hydro-Man] How did he beat me here?

Mary Jane

You just don't understand!

Hydro-Man

Oh, but I do. Things are different now. I can give you everything you've dreamed of. [grabs Mary Jane's wrist] You must come with me, there's something I have to show you!

Mary Jane

[swipes her wrist free] I don't have to do anything! LEAVE ME ALONE!

Hydro-Man

Fine! Have it your way. I'll show you what I'm talking about right here! [controls the water and erupt the fountain into a geyser]

[looks up at the geyser] Kumbaya!

[Grabs Hydro-Man's hand] Hold it!

Mary Jane

What are you doing here?

A 500 foot geyser in Washington square and you're wondering why I'm here? [Hydro-Man swipes his hand away from him and go near Mary Jane] [Jumps to hold back Hydro-Man] I said hold it!

Hydro-Man

There's nothing can do with you, Spider-Man. So, butt out!

Can't. They'd take away my superhero license. Anyway, this is a strict... No surfing ordinances in the park, dude. [Slings up the web at Hydro Man to cover and slammed him onto the roof and tries it again to shoot him; Hydro Man defends against it]

Hydro-Man

Pathetic. You don't really think you can match the power of Hydro-Man, do you?

Did you say Hydrant-Man? Dogs must love you!

Hydro-Man

It's Hydro-Man! And it's the last name you'll ever hear!

For somebody new to the supervillain gig, you've sure got the cliches down.

Mary Jane

Looks like the end of the line.

Hydro-Man

That's right, nowhere left to run.

So why don't we all just take a break?

Hydro-Man

[wearily] You again. Haven't you figured out yet that you can't beat me?

I don't have to, slick. She already has.

Hydro-Man

Huh?

Don't you get it, Bench? She led you away from the water that feeds you. You're barely holding yourself together, pal. You're almost out of.. you.

Hydro-Man

[Looking at his arm and to Spider-Man] Why, Mary Jane? [to Mary Jane] Why?! I love you...!

Mary Jane

You don't kidnap people you love, Morrie. And you don't force yourself on people you love. Morrie, it's over, we've gotta get you some help.

Hydro-Man

[shrieks with insane rage and tries to pulverize Spider-Man] I'LL DESTROY YOU WITH MY BARE HANDS!

Mary Jane

Morrie, no!

[Hydro-Man charging after him to jump at him] Bench, don't! [Jumps away from him]

Mary Jane

[Shocked at Hydro-Man jumps onto the rooftop to be evaporated to death) He's evaporating! Does this mean he's... he's-

Not necessarily. H2O's infamous among solvents for its self-cohesiveness.

Mary Jane

[giggles] Brother, you sound like my friend Peter Parker.

Hey, don't insult me.

Power of lighting strike again!

Uh, power of webshooters, get real sticky!