J.Jonah Jameson quotes from Spider-Man

The own... it's gone... The man... in... a rhino costume. Oh.. (Winces in pain)

It was that guy in a rhino suit.

You lied to me!

Eddie Brock

Okay, okay. It was just some fool in a bad Halloween costume. What's the big deal?

I can't have someone works for me, [pounds the table] coloring the truth the laming of facts to against everything I stand for! You're history, Brock! Outta here! Fired! [Pushes Brock to the ground]

Eddie Brock

What? No, no! Wait! I have all pictures!

Out!

Eddie Brock

Come on, you hate Spider-Man, both of us do! I thought you be glad to hear it took the Prometheum X. J.J, I did it for you!

[Calling security] You did this for yourself, Brock. Get me security, I got some trash that can throw out.

I'm getting real tired of cleaning up your messes, Jameson.

Eddie Brock

i knew if i followed you something turned up

John?

Smythe

First hand over the Promethius

not before we see Colonel Jameson

Son!

Alright Smythe, you win. Here it is

Dad,i knew i could count on you

Always,son,always

Jameson,untie the colonel and get him out of here as far as you can

I'll guard you both from the rear

That's it,Deal's done|

Shocker

Not quite

a double-cross, big surprise!

Shocker

If think that's a Surprise then you're ready for a REAL SHOCK!

And I'm gonna tear YOU limb from limb!

Shocker

Ooh, I'm all shook up.

Eddie Brock

Ooh Spider-man is in trouble, perfect.

Pathetic

Shocker

you can't get over me!

come on, let's get this over with

i said COME ON!

Eddie Brock

it's payback time, Web slinger.

Shocker

i've still got business with you

Forget him, you're not done yet with ME! [rips the broken pillar up in the air]

Surprised, Shocker?! Let me tell it to you straight - I am INVINCIBLE! [throws the pillar to the hole where Shocker escapes]

GET BACK HERE, SHOCKER!! [Shocker races up the stairs, retreating to the top of the church bell tower] SHOOOCKEEERRRRRRRR!!! YOU CAN'T ESCAPE ME! I'LL CHASE YOU TO THE ENDS OF THE EAAAAAAAAAARTH!!!!!!!!

Shocker

HEY! What're ya-! [Spider-Man killer bear hugs Shocker,squeeze him so hard that he is suffocating him]

What good are those blasters to you now?![[Starts squeezing Shocker even harder, trying to crush him]

[to Brock] You?! I'm gonna save you for dessert.

Brock

*Help groans*

And YOU… you're the main course!

Shocker

You'll pay for this!

The check's in the mail, baby!