Spider-Man quotes from Spider-Man

Dr. Octopus

Double jeopardy, Spider-Man. If you manage to turn off the dynamo, you'll face the full fury of Doctor Octopus. And if you don't, perhaps you'll live long enough to see your friends' molecules fry!

Well, that's what I love about life - choices!

Dr. Octopus

How does it feel to know that you could change things, Spider-Man, but be helpless to do so?

Not as bad as I'd feel if I had a name like Doc Ock!

Who asked you to help?! If you just kepted out of it, i'd have my daughter back now!

I don't think he would've released her even-

Oh, so now you're a mind-reader too? For all I know, you might be working with that lunatic!

Robbie

I used to defend you against Jonah, told him the city is better off because of you. Maybe I was wrong.

[to himself] Coming from Robbie, that hurt. More than anything Octavius' tentacles could do to me.

Mysterio

I'm more than ready to take you on, but not here. It's got to be the same place where you ruined me.

You got a little too much gravel in that fish bowl.

[in a flashback] I'll get you. I swear!

This is something you have trouble remembering?!

Hey! I hear that kind of thing two, three times a week.

Mysterio, they don't have anything to do with this. Let them go! Well, Jameson you can keep.

Mysterio

Enough! It's payback time.

"Payback"? For what?! You did it all to yourself!

Mysterio

Yes, that's what my psychiatrist said. But you know what? His sessions never made me feel this good!

Well if it isn't the meeting of the diamond lovers of America!

It's Spider-Man!

What? Spider-Man? Where? Where? Oh, I just get so flustered when I meet a celebrity! I just don't know what to say!

Stay still, will ya?

Actually, no.

Get him! It's three against one!

As far as I'm concerned, that means you're out numbered.

Who the heck are you?

A real hero, you freak!

This is a joke, right?

Wow, this is not a joke. If you wanna join the Fantastic Four, you're in the wrong place.

Aunt May

You sound like you're catching a bug!

I certainly hope so. [talking about the Scorpion]

The red button. I'll bet my web-shooter that's emergency shutdown. Trust me, it's always the red button.

How do you know about stuff like this?

Hey, who do I look like? The Tick?

I'm gonna crush you now!

Oh, yeah? Well, it just so happens, I like to start each day with a warm hug! Oh, who am I kidding? Everything's going black.

You gotta be nuts, mister. Why would you risk your puny life to save his?

Because you're a greater evil. And heaven help me, he's the only one who can stop you.

Huh? Did I hear right? J. Jonah Jameson is on my side?

I still won't rest until you've been unmasked and eliminated.

Fair enough, pickle-puss. And I won't rest until you shave that stupid mustache, so we're even! Oh, and fuzz-head? Thanks for saving my life.

Kraven

I will not hurt her!

So you're gonna hurt me instead!

He'll be back. You can't stop him. Nothing can stop him.

Okay, okay calm down. Let's get out of here before mister right comes back for a second date.