[After having smashed Tim and Mike's robot]
DDexter
Ah, Michael. Heard about your robot. Crying shame.
TimWhat do you mean, 'crying shame'? You did it, you... fucking plum.
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Played by Simon Pegg
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Most-quoted character in Spaced: in 71 of its 96 quotes
Most scenes with: Daisy Steiner (26), Mike Watt (21), Brian Topp (12)
Scenes with Tim Bisley 60
TimRCRobot Club Leader
Gentlemen, welcome to Robot Club. The first rule of Robot Club is, you do not talk about about Robot Club. The second rule of Robot Club is, YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT Ro… wait, I… got that wrong. [Unfolding a crumpled up piece of paper and pushing up his glasses] The second rule is, no smoking.
TimWhy aren't we allowed to smoke?
We're not allowed to talk about it.
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TimCould you go and tell Mike that I need him, please?
What for?
TimNo reason, I just... I need him.
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TimYou ready, Mike?
I was born ready, Timmy.
TimYeah, but are you ready now?
Ummm... yeah.
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[After Sophie has recovered Tim's unflattering portrait of Damien Knox, thus saving his job interview]
TimHow are you, Sophie?
SSophie
Fine thanks.
Tim[Playing it cool] Good. Forgot you worked here.
SSophie
Really? [Places down another, extremely flattering, portrait of Sophie, surrounded by a love heart]
[Tim giggles nervously]
[Via walkie-talkie] Tim! That girl you fancy's coming into the office!
Tim[Into walkie-talkie, sheepishly] Thanks, Mike.
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TTyres
Are we happy?
TimAre we happy.
TTyres
Excellent. Mine's a pint of the black stuff.
(scoffs) You can't drink a pint of Bovril.
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[On realizing who Duane is]
You're Duane. The Duane Duane.
Duane Benzie.
The Duane Benzie that... [Whistles]
TimStole my girlfriend.
Well, that depends on which way you look at it.
I think that Tim looks at it that way.
TimYes, I do.
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I haven't seen you since...
TimYeah, well. No hard feelings, eh?
You shot me in the bollocks, Tim.
TimLike I said. No hard feelings.
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TimAren't you going to ask us how it went?
How did it go?
TimReally badly.
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Colin's gone.
TimWhat?
He went next door.
TimOh, Daisy, I'm so sorry. How did it happen?
[Bemused]... He walked.
TimRight, right, sorry. See, my mum used to use "going next door" as a euphemism for being dead.
Whoa, hold on, does that mean my rabbit's dead?
TimIt's been eighteen years, Mike, where did you think he was?
[whimpers] Next door!
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[Daisy exits the house; Tim follows her a moment later with a baby in his arms]
TimI think she's filled her nappy again. Will you change her?
I made the tea!
TimI went to the shop!
I was in labour for fifteen hours!
TimYou win!
[They kiss]
TimLove you.
I know.
[They turn to go back inside]
TimCome on, Luke.
Tim, we're not calling her 'Luke'.
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