TA Officer quotes from Spaced

Mike

In 1994 while on weekend manoeuvres in France, I commandeered a Chieftain tank without the permission of my immediate superiors. I then attempted to invade Paris. However, en route I stopped off at Disneyland Paris, or Eurodisney as it was then called, and was subsequently apprehended on Space Mountain.

TA Officer

Do you have any explanation as to why you might have done this?

Mike

Well sir, at the time, I was suffering from serious emotional problems that had clearly affected my judgement. I had immersed myself in a fantasy world of my own creation and as a result I became very insular and uncommunicative.

TA Officer

Why do you think that was?

Mike

[Shrugs] I dunno.

Mike

War.

TA Officer

[Holding the next card] This one?

Mike

Bomb.

TA Officer

[Next card] This one?

Mike

Guts.

Mike

Guns.

Mike

Guts and guns.

Mike

[Happily] Butterfly.

Mike

[Realizes] Butterfly with a bomb.

TA Officer

Finally, Mr Watt, how does this make you feel?

Mike

[Grins happily] Nice.

TA Officer

Welcome back, Mike.