Duane Benzie quotes from Spaced

Duane Benzie

At last, I will emerge as the victor. At last, I will have... revenge.

Duane Benzie

[To the leader] You bloody idiot! Have you any idea how much this car cost? Why don't you piss off back to Romford where you belong. You little prick! Eh? Eh?

Duane Benzie

[Darkly] Clever boys.

Duane

You know what they say about love and war.

Tim

Yeah, one involves a lot of physical and psychological pain and the other one's war.

Duane

See, Tim, that's the difference between you and I. Organization. Careful thinking. Forward planning. And that is why I sleep in the arms of a beautiful woman and you spend your evenings alone in your bedsit. With cheap porn.

Tim

It's not a bedsit. It's a flat. [Shoots Duane in the groin] Yes! [Turns and sees Mike on the ground] No Mike! Mike! Oh Jesus no! [Mike throws up paint out of his mouth] MEDIC!

Mike

Is that you Tim?

Tim

Yeah I'm here, man; just hold on, hold on!

Mike

I'm tired, Tim.

Tim

Just err... everything's going to be fine I promised. [Cries] I'm sorry I said those things, I just... wasn't thinking straight.

Mike

I can say some pretty stupid things myself sometimes.

Tim

No, Mike, I'm the stupid one. I've always been the stupid one. [Mike smiles] What are you laughing at?

Mike

I guess I got to be the hero after all.

Tim

Yeah, I guess you did.

Mike

I've gotta— I've gotta sleep.

Tim

No no, Mike, stay with me.

Mike

So tired, so tired. Goodbye old friend.

Tim

No, Mike! [Mike appears to die from his paintball injuries] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Daisy

You're Duane. The Duane Duane.

Duane Benzie

Duane Benzie.

Daisy

The Duane Benzie that... [Whistles]

Tim

Stole my girlfriend.

Duane Benzie

Well, that depends on which way you look at it.

Daisy

I think that Tim looks at it that way.

Tim

Yes, I do.

Duane Benzie

I haven't seen you since...

Tim

Yeah, well. No hard feelings, eh?

Duane Benzie

You shot me in the bollocks, Tim.

Tim

Like I said. No hard feelings.