Could you go and tell Mike that I need him, please?
What for?
No reason, I just... I need him.
“Help” · Season 2, Episode 4
In this episode: Tim Bisley (4), Mike Watt (4), Daisy Steiner (2)
[To Mike working out with Marsha] Tim wants you.
Does he want me or need me?
Needs you.
Ok then.
You ready, Mike?
I was born ready, Timmy.
Yeah, but are you ready now?
Ummm... yeah.
[After Sophie has recovered Tim's unflattering portrait of Damien Knox, thus saving his job interview]
How are you, Sophie?
SSophie
Fine thanks.
[Playing it cool] Good. Forgot you worked here.
SSophie
Really? [Places down another, extremely flattering, portrait of Sophie, surrounded by a love heart]
[Tim giggles nervously]
[Via walkie-talkie] Tim! That girl you fancy's coming into the office!
[Into walkie-talkie, sheepishly] Thanks, Mike.
TTyres
Are we happy?
Are we happy.
TTyres
Excellent. Mine's a pint of the black stuff.
(scoffs) You can't drink a pint of Bovril.
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