Daisy
Colin's gone.
Tim
What?
Daisy
He went next door.
Tim
Oh, Daisy, I'm so sorry. How did it happen?
Daisy
[Bemused]... He walked.
Tim
Right, right, sorry. See, my mum used to use "going next door" as a euphemism for being dead.
Mike
Whoa, hold on, does that mean my rabbit's dead?
Tim
It's been eighteen years, Mike, where did you think he was?
Mike
[whimpers] Next door!
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