Right, I'm off for a night of running about in the dark with a gun, so you've got to stay here and be good for your Uncle Michael. [To Colin, while polishing his glasses] Settle down, relax and get comfy, because you my friend... are going nowhere. [Looks down to see that Colin is gone; in a whimpering tone:] Oh, bollocks!
“Gone” · Season 2, Episode 5
In this episode: Duane Benzie (4), Tim Bisley (2), Daisy Steiner (1), Mike Watt (1)
[On realizing who Duane is]
You're Duane. The Duane Duane.
Duane Benzie.
The Duane Benzie that... [Whistles]
Stole my girlfriend.
Well, that depends on which way you look at it.
I think that Tim looks at it that way.
Yes, I do.
I haven't seen you since...
Yeah, well. No hard feelings, eh?
You shot me in the bollocks, Tim.
Like I said. No hard feelings.
[Having stolen Tim's house keys]
At last, I will emerge as the victor. At last, I will have... revenge.
RTRomford Thug
This ain't grass.
RTRomford Thug Leader
What?
RTRomford Thug
It's oregano.
RTRomford Thug Leader
How can you tell?
RTRomford Thug
I'm a catering student.
[After crashing with the Romford thugs]
[To the leader] You bloody idiot! Have you any idea how much this car cost? Why don't you piss off back to Romford where you belong. You little prick! Eh? Eh?
[He turns; the others have sneaked up behind him, like the Raptors in Jurassic Park.]
[Darkly] Clever boys.
[The thugs give Duane a good kicking]
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