“Leaves” · Season 2, Episode 7
In this episode: Tim Bisley (4), Daisy Steiner (2), Mike Watt (1)
[Tim, Mike and Brian are trying to persuade Marsha not to sell the house]
Okay, listen. When we get there, let me do the talking, okay? I am the only one here capable of serious communication. [Instantly regretful] Sorry, sorry! That sounded bad. I didn't mean to suggest that you're not good communicators, okay Mike?
[Mike grunts non-verbally]
Brian?
[Brian whimpers non-verbally]
Marsha, they say the family of the twenty-first century is made up of friends, not relatives. If that's true, then you're the best auntie I've ever had.
Aren't you going to ask us how it went?
How did it go?
Really badly.
Colin's gone.
What?
He went next door.
Oh, Daisy, I'm so sorry. How did it happen?
[Bemused]... He walked.
Right, right, sorry. See, my mum used to use "going next door" as a euphemism for being dead.
Whoa, hold on, does that mean my rabbit's dead?
It's been eighteen years, Mike, where did you think he was?
[whimpers] Next door!
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