[Sharon and Shelley have all their stuff packed in the car for their Santa Fe spring break trip, leaving Randy and Stan alone together]
Alright, guys, you sure you packed everything?
Yeah, that should be all of it.
Well, I hope you and Shelley have a great spring break trip.
I still feel bad, us going on a trip while you and Stan stay home.
You guys have fun in Santa Fe. We're going to do some dad-and-son stuff. Goodbye, Shelley! Have fun! I'll miss you!
There should be food enough to last you the week.
Yes, yes, don't worry. We'll be fine.
Bye, Stan! Love you!
Love you, Mom!
Okay, guys, be safe!
Bye!
Aww, yeah! Bitches are gone! [strips in his underwear] Spring break! Spring break! Spring break! This is gonna be the best spring break ever! They're gonna be gone the whole week! Bro, what are you doing?
[painting board-game miniatures on the coffee table] I'm painting miniatures.
Painting min… Dude, do you not understand? Your mom and Shelley are gone! We can do whatever we want without any stupid rules!
Whatever I want?
Yeah, dude! That's what this is all about! Let's do some spring break shit!
Can I see if any of the guys wanna come over to do "40k" all week?
Hell, yeah, let's do some "40k". What is that?
You don't know "Warhammer 40k"?
Oh, yeah, "Warhammer 40k", of course. I'm down. Let's do it.
Really? All week?
Yeah, dude! You're old enough.
Sweet, I'm gonna call Tolkien!