Interior scene, Marsh residence. Stan, who has regressed to a primitive state, is gesturing with a stick to drawings he's made of breasts on the living room wall. Realizing he's starting to take interest in girls, Randy and Sharon decide to have a talk with him.
A-tah! Ah, a-tah!
Hey there, son.
(Turns around) Ohh! A-tah, a-tah!
Yes, a-tah. Let's have a talk, Stan.
Ah.
Stan, as you get older, boobs, these "a-tah", will start becoming a major part of your life.
A-tah?
But Stanley, you can't let them get in the way of your friends. There're a lot of boobs out there son, but they're just boobs. Your friends are forever.
Friends...a-tah.
I know you think this set of boobs is important now, but those boobs will be replaced by another set of boobs. Boobs will come and go, and then, some day, (puts an arm around a smiling Sharon) you'll meet a pair of boobs you want to marry - and those become the boobs that matter the most.
I love you.
If you can just understand that, Stanley, you'll see that boobs hold no real power at all.
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