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CSChris Swollenballs
In the meantime, South Park citizens are being advised to stay indoors and protect their change.
B9Bum 9
[appears behind him in the newsroom] Spare some change?
CSChris Swollenballs
What the...? You can't be in here.
B9Bum 9
Ya got any change, sir?
CSChris Swollenballs
No I don't have any change. How did he get in here?
CSChris Swollenballs
No, please. I don't have any change. Honest, I don't. I don't have any-- [PLEASE STAND BY screen pops up, station goes off the air]
Don't have any change. Don't have any change. Dammit! All right, you want change? Here. [reaches into his left pocket and tosses some change off to his left] There! There's some change. All right, a little bit. [reaches into his right pocket and tosses some change off to his right] There you go. Take the change. [leaves, but stops himself] Oh wait. Wait, now I don't have any change left for the bus. Hold on. Can I just get back some of that change, please?
Can I have just a little change for the bus, please? I need a little--anybody have some change? Change? Got any change? [Randy follows Gerald through his binoculars] Change. Change? [Randy lowers his binoculars in horror]
[closes his eyes] He's become one of them.
HAHomeless Advisor
They feed on our change. They need it in order to keep them moving.
B1Bum 14
Is that...is that some spare change?
HAHomeless Advisor
Somehow they're able to take our change and turn it into nourishment, sustenance.
B1Bum 14
Spare some of that change, sir?
HAHomeless Advisor
But now watch. [drops some coins into the bum's cup and walks back to the boys; the bum rattles his cup a bit]
B1Bum 14
Spare some change?
HAHomeless Advisor
It has already completely forgotten that I've given it change. It just wants more, change. Look over here. [heads to his left and the boys follow] This one I've kept deprived of change for over three days.
HAHomeless Advisor
It's dying.
Hi. [bum turns around to look at him] I've uh, I've been saving up for a new Xbox game, but but I think you could use the money a lot more than I could. [bum stares] Listen, I...I want you to take this. It's $20. [gives the money to the bum, backs up and smiles]
[smile disappears] No, that's--I thought that was a lot.
BBum
[turns away and takes a few steps away from Kyle] Spare any change?
You're welcome. [turns and walks away while looking at the ground in shock]
[Randy is walking down the sidewalk]
B1Bum 1
Spare some change?
No, sorry, I don't have any change.
No, sorry. [bum follows him]
B3Bum 3
Can you spare some change?
[Randy looks over his shoulder at the bum, speechless, continues walking and bumps into a bum in front of him]
Agh! I don't have any change! [bums begin to surround him]
[Randy runs off]
B7Bum 7
Spare some change?
Leave me alone, I don't have any change!
B7Bum 7
All right, God bless you, sir.
Aw, now I feel bad! Here! [runs back and puts some change in the cup] Ahhh! [runs off due to the bums following him]
BBums
[following Randy] Chaaaange, chaaaaange!
B7Bum 7
Spare some change?
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