Al Gore quotes from South Park

I've killed ManBearPig!

Everyone is super stoked on me, even if they don't know it.

This looks like ManBearPig central!

Kind of like pig droppings, but more man-bear like.

Excelsior!

I am here to educate you about the single biggest threat to our planet. You see, there is something out there which threatens our very existence, and may be the end to the human race as we know it. I'm talking, of course, about ManBearPig. It is a creature which roams the Earth alone. It is half man, half bear, and half pig. Some people say that ManBearPig isn't real. Well, I'm here to tell you now, ManBearPig is very real, and he most certainly exists. I'm cereal. ManBearPig doesn't care who you are or what you've done. ManBearPig simply wants to get you. I'm super cereal. But have no fear, because I am here to save you. And someday, when the world is rid of ManBearPig, everyone will say, "Thank you, Al Gore! You're super awesome!" The end.

I'm super cereal.

Why does nobody believe that I'm cereal?

What is that, a pigbearman?

No, stupid, it's ManBearPig.

I can get you all excused from school.

Cartman

You...have that kind of power?

Kids, I saved you.

Stan

Stay away from us, asshole! I was nice to you because I felt sorry for you, because you don't have any friends. But now I see why you don't have any friends. You just use ManBearPig as a way to get attention for yourself because you're a loser!

Yeah, right. The man that singlehandedly killed ManBearPig is a loser.