Are you ready to get So Random?
Remember all those great songs from summer camp?
Sure!
Well, what about the ones you haven't heard of?
Haven't heard them!
Yes, it's Counselor Jenny (Sonny) and Dan Dan the Guitar Man (Grady) singing the songs that got them fired from over 100 camps. Truly awful songs like "Counselor Spread a Rumor".
(singing) Gather around the campfire spark and hear how Ben's afraid of the dark.
(playing the guitar and singing) He cries at night when the lights go out. He weeps like a baby, he screams and shouts.
Everyone points when they see him go by. That's the reason he's shy.
And that's not all. You'll also get heartless classics like "Your Homesick (But Your Parents Don't Care)".
You cry because your homesick at night.
Yes you do!
You think your parents miss you. You're not right.
You're dead wrong!
Your mom and dad are clapping. They don't have to hear your yapping.
And yes they said...
Not to call!
And the insensitive hits keep on coming!
(singing) A kid got wedgied by the lake last year. The lake last year, the lake last year. A kid got wedgied by the lake last year and now his undies are hanging from a flagpole. (looks menacingly at the the kids)
Yes, it's 24 songs, sung by two terrible people!
Order now!
(frowns) Or else.
We will! (reaches for the phone)
No you won't!
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