Chad quotes from Sonny With a Chance

Chad

WHY?!?!?!?!?! And that's our inflight entertainment.

Zora

It's a good thing this plane comes with barf bags.

Chad

I can't think! (looks at a fortune cookie) I don't need a fortune cookie to make this decision. (throws the fortune cookie away) I choose Sonny.

(cheers)

(counting down)

(begins to run)

Tawni

(stops Vicky) Going somewhere, Penelope?

I don't know what you're talking about.

Tawni

Oh, you're face may say Vicky but your ugly pilot shoes say Penelope. (pulls Vicky's face but it's revealed to be a mask and reveals Penelope)

Sonny

Penelope? This is like a bad episode of Mackenzie Falls.

Chad

(looks at Sonny)

Sonny

Or a good one.

Zora

Tawni figured it out?! Two thousand dollars and three days of my life for nothing! I don't deserve this coat! (takes off her coat)

Zora

(hangs up phone) Sonny's still not answering. I'm getting worried.

Chad

It's gonna be ok, we're almost there.

Chad

You're no one unless you have a million! WHY WON'T YOU MOVE?!?!?!

Chad

Oh no! It's dropping! I'm sorry! I didn't mean to yell at you. Come back! Come back! Come back!

Sonny

Come back to me Chad. I made a phone call that's going to make this all better.

Wardrobe lady!

Chad

That's no ordinary fan. Amber?

Sonny

Wait, you're Amber?

Amber

(takes off wig and glasses) Yep, that's me.

Chad

(turns to Sonny) This is the moment of truth.

Amber

First I thought it was these two. (flashes a picture of Nico and Grady) They got problems, but Chad ain't one of them.

Sonny

See?

Amber

Then I suspected the blonde. (flashes a picture of Tawni) But again I came with nothing. They said ever since you've been dating Sonny Munroe you have been more nicer, sweet or kind.

Sonny

Aww. (hugs Chad)

Amber

Which to Chad's fans means he has been more boring, ordinary or uninteresting.

Chad

Ohhh.

Amber

Which is why my conclusion is this. Just like this ugly shirt, (flashes a picture of Chad's shirt from Sonny then a picture of Sonny) Sonny Munroe (flashes a X on Sonny's face), gotta go!

Sonny

Yeah Chad, what's it gonna be?

Chad

(looks at both of them nervously) Uh. Uh. You're fired.

Ha! Wait! Which one of us?

Chad

Amber?

Amber

Yes?

Chad

You're fired.

Amber

(stars murmuring and making a weird face)

Sonny

(enters the prop house,coughing,snezzes)

Chad

Hey, babe.

Nico

Oh don't you babe her! She's our babe!

Grady

Yeah! Hey, babe.

Sonny

Okay, alright, stop arguing. I'm going to stop this right now. Nobody gets to call me babe.

Chad

(gets mad)

Grady

In your face, Chaddy!

(arguing who gets Sonny first)

Chad

Hey! Hey! Can't you see milady's not feeling well?

Sonny

(sneezes)

Chad

You people disgust me, almost as much as the snot rocket that just came out of milady's nose. It's okay, come on. Let's go make you some tea because you're sick, (turns to the So Random cast) lovesick. (makes kissing faces)

(disgusted)

Sonny

You know what? You're right. It must be the fever talking because if I wasn't sick, clearly I'd know that you could never handle this list.

Chad

(offended) Really?

Sonny

Really.

Chad

'Cause I'm pretty sure I can handle a day babysitting your little funhut buddies.

Sonny

(gets up) Yeah, I don't think so.

Chad

(takes the list) I know so.

Sonny

Really?

Chad

Really.

Sonny

Good.

Chad

Good.

Sonny

Fine.

Chad

Fine.

Sonny

I'm going home.

Chad

Feel better.

Sonny

Thanks.

Chad

Miss you.

Sonny

Miss you too. (smiles and leaves)

Chad

(holds Sonny's hand) Thanks. You should really put some sunscreen on. I want your face to stay perfect.

Sonny

(smiles)

(yelling in disgust from distance)

Chad

Get use to it, Randoms!

Sonny

Chad, it's over.

Chad

(crying) (to Tawni) You said she'd be gentle.

Tawni

(gives Sonny a list)

Sonny

Ooh! Crier! (marks it on the list)

Tawni

WHAT did you do!?

Chad

[In a daze] I wrote on the wall with crayons, Mommy.

Sonny

(gasps) Has Chaz ever pretended to be you?

Chad

(about to speak)

Sonny

(gasps) Were you even on our bike date?

Chad

(about to speak again)

Sonny

(gasps)

Chad

Yeah, but I have a really good reason.

Sonny

Dazzle me.

Chad

(murmurs) I don't know how to ride a bike.

Sonny

What was that?

Chad

I said I don't know how to (murmurs) ride a bike.

Sonny

Excuse me?

Chad

I DON'T KNOW HOW TO RIDE A BIKE!

Sonny

Yeah, no. I heard you the first time. I just couldn't believe it.

Chad

I have a fear of spokes, and pedals, (points to his face) and this hitting the cement.