Sonny quotes from Sonny With a Chance

Sonny

Wait, that wasn't you?

Chad

There were pointy things involved. Harm's way.

Sonny

What else?

Here's your cocoa. (winks)

Sonny

(smiles)

Sonny

(mad and hands on her hips) Seriously?

Chad

Hot liquid, Sonny. Classic harm's way.

Sonny

You done?

Chad

Uhh...

(wearing sombreros, staring at each other at a Mexican restaurant)

Chad

Happy one week anniversary, my senorita.

Sonny

And they said we wouldn't last.

(grabs their tacos and clang them together) Ole!

Sonny

(sad) Our anniversary?

Chad

You know Mexican food makes me gassy, and that would put you in harm's way. See? I'm just looking out for you.

Sonny

No, you weren't. A stunt double? Really? I mean, I just...I can't-

Chad

Spit it out, Sonny.

Sonny

We're over.

Chad

Spit it back in. Spit it back in.

Sonny

No, you know what? We're done. Our whole relationship has been a lie.

Chad

No it hasn't. I just couldn't risk getting hurt.

Sonny

So instead you hurt me. (leaves)

Sonny

(sees Chaz in a wheelchair and bandaged all over) What did you do to Chaz Milton Looper?!

Grady

We broke him, we broke him bad.

Sonny

(dressed up like Tawni) Check out my Halloween costume! I went as you!

Tawni

(dressed up like Sonny) Check it out! I went as you!

Check it out, we went as each other!

Nico

The dude is 8 feet tall. How do you lose 8 feet a dude?

Sonny

Okay then Zora, we need you to stall. We have 8 feet of dude to find.

Zora

No no no!

Are you ready to get So Random?

Remember all those great songs from summer camp?

Sure!

Well, what about the ones you haven't heard of?

Haven't heard them!

Yes, it's Counselor Jenny (Sonny) and Dan Dan the Guitar Man (Grady) singing the songs that got them fired from over 100 camps. Truly awful songs like "Counselor Spread a Rumor".

Sonny

(singing) Gather around the campfire spark and hear how Ben's afraid of the dark.

Grady

(playing the guitar and singing) He cries at night when the lights go out. He weeps like a baby, he screams and shouts.

Everyone points when they see him go by. That's the reason he's shy.

And that's not all. You'll also get heartless classics like "Your Homesick (But Your Parents Don't Care)".

Grady

You cry because your homesick at night.

Sonny

Yes you do!

Grady

You think your parents miss you. You're not right.

Sonny

You're dead wrong!

Your mom and dad are clapping. They don't have to hear your yapping.

Grady

And yes they said...

Not to call!

And the insensitive hits keep on coming!

Sonny

(singing) A kid got wedgied by the lake last year. The lake last year, the lake last year. A kid got wedgied by the lake last year and now his undies are hanging from a flagpole. (looks menacingly at the the kids)

Yes, it's 24 songs, sung by two terrible people!

Order now!

Sonny

(frowns) Or else.

We will! (reaches for the phone)

Zora

No you won't!

Tawni

(is mad and staring at her lipstick)

Sonny

(walks in and singing) A kid got wedgied by the lake last year-

Tawni

(turns to Sonny) What did you do?!

Sonny

The machine gave me an extra granola bar! What was I suppose to do?! Put it back?

Tawni

I don't care about that.

Sonny

Good, cause I didn't.

Tawni

Well you used my lipstick.

Sonny

No, I didn't. Trust me, the only thing touching these lips is this granola bar. Followed shortly by this granola bar. (shows Tawni another granola bar)

Tawni

Well if you didn't use my Cocoa Moco Cocoa then who did?

Sonny

So Zora, who was that cute boy you were flirting with?

Zora

I wasn't flirting.

Sonny

Then why'd you flick a pea at him?

Zora

I don't know.

Tawni

Do you like him?

Zora

I don't know.

Sonny

Does he like you?

Zora

I don't know.

Tawni

What do you know?

Zora

That you're annoying me.

Sonny

But without me she wou-

Tawni

No! Sonny, every time you sprinkle your rainbows and cheddar dust all over a situation it ends poorly. So don't meddle.

Chad

Cut! Take five! Milady on the set! (throws a imaginary lasso at Sonny and pulls the lasso)

Sonny

(not moving)

Chad

(still pulling the lasso)

Sonny

(shakes her head) Really? Sonny it up?

Chad

(wrapping the lasso) Yeah, that's the word you use when meddling just won't do.

Sonny

(throws the imaginary lasso down) Put that down.

Chad

(moves the lasso away)

Chad

(talking about Wesley) I'm so proud of him.

Sonny

What about me?

Chad

Oh, you're totally going to Sonny it up.

(to Sonny) I'm a man, baby.

Sonny

You're a baby, man!