Sonny quotes from Sonny With a Chance

Tawni

Oh, so I guess the meddling worked out..

Sonny

It's for me.

Tawni

exactly like I thought it would.

Chad

I was gonna send you a cheese basket. (looks at the cheese basket again) Wait, I was gonna send you that cheese basket. Wesley, you mini-Macking on my girlfriend?

I'm sorry you had to find out this way, Big Mac. But there's always someone younger and prettier.

Chad

(laughs) It's true. Got some bad news for you though. (puts his arm around Sonny) Sonny would never date an out of work actor.

I'm not an out of work actor.

Chad

You are now. Security! (security carries Wesley away)

Hey! No! No! You'll hear from my agent!

Chad

Peace out lil' sucker! See? Big Mack' got your back. (winks)

Sonny

Gosh, I feel terrible. If I hadn't meddled he'd still have a job and Zora wouldn't be out to get me.

Sonny

(screams) That sandbag has revenge written all over it! (runs away)

Chad

That's what you get when you Sonny it up!

Zora

(reading a letter) I like my women like I like my cheese. Sharp. Oh, he thinks i'm sharp. Finely aged. I am two months older than him. And from Wisconsin.

Tawni

Wisconsin? Who do we know from Wisconsin?

Zora

Sonny. The basket's for Sonny. Why is the basket for Sonny?

Sonny

This is a funny story. He thought that when I asked him for pizza, I was asking him to join me for pizza.

Zora

Cradle robber!

Tawni

(laughs) This is a funny story

Tawni

Is it bad? Tell me it's not bad.

Sonny

It's not bad.

Tawni

Oh good. Good.

Sonny

(picks up Dakota's bicycle handle and goes to Tawni) It's worse than bad! We ran over Dakota's new bike! We're dead, dead, dead! (crying)

Tawni

But I was the driver which makes me deader, deader, deader! (crying)

Tawni

Now we're losers!

Zora

(points to locations on the map) Here is where she has her morning temper tantrum, afternoon tantrum, ballet class, and evening tantrum.

Tawni

This is ridiculous. We're never going to get that bell. It would be easier to get her kidney.

Zora

Oh, you want her kidney. That would be this map. (flips the page)

(screaming in disgust and yells at Zora to put it away)

Zora

(turns the paper)

Tawni

Thank you.

Dakota

(sleep talking) Find bike thief. Rip head off. Have daddy fire headless body.

Tawni

Now is our chance.

Sonny

(cuts the bell)

Dakota

(sleep talking) Play soccer with bike thief's head. (sits up and still sleep talking) Goal! Yay! (lies back down)

(run out of the prop house)

Sonny

(stands up) Oh come on people! Do you really think this is where we're going to have our first kiss? Especially since he has stinky mustard breath?

Chad

Yeah! Hey what?

Sonny

No, no. Doesn't... doesn't bother me at all. (looks at wrist with no watch) Oh look at the time. I gotta call my grandmother in Wisconkiss. Kissconsin. You know what? Shut it, Tawni! (leaves)

Tawni

Wow, it bothers her more than I hoped it would. Ha, I win.

Sonny

It's like you and... that muffin! Gosh, take a breath.

Tawni

See, this is what a spark looks like.

Tawni

I've put together a catalogue of boys I've rejected that I think would settle for you. (hands catalogue to Sonny)

Sonny

(takes catalogue) Aww, Tawni. You know, it's in moments like this you learn to appreciate having real friends.

Sonny

(puts down catalogue and stands up) I'm gonna go find one.

Ladies and gentlemen, Sonny Munroe and Joe Jonas.

Sonny

(singing) Didn't know what to get you, ordinary just wouldn't do. But I just found my perfect gift for you. I hear church bells ringing. (Joe joins in) Carolers are singing, harmony with me now. (smiles at Joe)

(singing and looks at Sonny) You are looking so lovely. (Sonny joins in) Even if the lights go out. We got mistletoe and firelight on this cold December night. The snow outside will set the mood as I sing my song.

We've got mistletoe.

Mistletoe.

And firelight

And firelight.

On this cold December night. The snow outside will set the mood as I sing my song for you.

Sonny

Sing my song. (Joe joins in) Sing my song for you.

Sonny

Oh well... Maybe I should date Efron then...

Chad

Do not even joke about that!

Sonny

(wearing funny glasses) Okay great first day of camp guys. Now remember pies are for eating not throwing. (ducks down after a pie is thrown at her) I know what cabin you sleep in Brian! (closes the door then her cellphone rings and she takes off the glasses) Hello?

Chad

What?

Sonny

Hello?

Chad

Sonny? Sonny? I can't hear you. Hold on, I'll try to move around, find a good spot.

Sonny

Chad? Hey I can't hear you either. The reception's horrible.

Chad

(moving around) Thank you, you're adorable too. I gave my list to Mr. Condor.

Sonny

No I didn't see a condor, but I think I saw a eagle.

Chad

No! No, no, no. Everything I'm asking for is legal!

Sonny

Okay, I'm not sure what you're asking but my advice is don't be greedy.

Chad

That is great advice! I will be greedy!

Sonny

No! Why would you beat Grady? (door knocks and Sonny opens it) Brian put that pie down. (ducks again) I gotta go. (hangs up)

Nico

Is it in the salmon?

Sonny

(eats the salmon) Aw, it's just fishy.

Sonny

(nervously playing with a spring toy)

Tawni

(takes the spring toy away)

Sonny

Sorry. I feel like I just got called to the principal's office.

Tawni

I was home schooled. I feel like I'm in my mother's kitchen.