A character in Sonic Boom
Played by Mike Pollock
Sonic Boom · 106 quotes
5th most-quoted character in Sonic Boom: in 29 of its 106 quotes
Most scenes with: Sonic (15), Mirror Knuckles (11), Amy (11)
(Sonic steps in the room with a yawn and sees Eggman washing the dishes)
Eggman(singing) *Scrubbing all the dishes with my sponge and soap, scrubbing all the dishes, it's cleaning up my hope!* (spoken) Cue the horns!
Dr. EggmanSonic and his friends always defeat me by the slimmest of margins. But with the luck balance of the universe shifted entirely in my favor, there's never been a better time to attack!
[Orbot and Cubot look at each other confusingly.]
Dr. EggmanSo let us attack, this instant! With everything we got! Bring the Mega.
[Eggman starts attacking the village and attacks a hut where the roof flies off into the air. Sonic runs off.]
Dr. EggmanMagnificent!
[Eggman, Orbot, and Cubot all laugh.]
Dr. EggmanThe invasion is going swimmingly! And me, without my floaties on! [Laughs evilly again but notices that Orbot and Cubot didn't laugh with him.] Note to self: Leave hipper diabolical banter.
EggmanHe splashed mud on me! Why are you booing me?? Grr! (Stands up, causing the citizens to run away)
EggmanWell, I almost caused the end of the world, but it was so worth it! I got great Yolk Capture footage for my video game!
EggmanWell, there is always next season.
[chasing Eggman in the Eggmobile] You can't lose me, Egghead!
Doctor EggmanEggman! You know my name is Dr. Eggman! You do that on purpose!
Do what, Egghead? [The chase continues, but Sonic is eventually forced to stop, teetering on the edge of a cliff.] Who-o-oa! [manages to get back to safety. The camera zooms out to reveal Eggman WAY up above]
Dr. EggmanIt all ends here, old friend. Prepare to be destroyed by Burnbot! [the camera shifts to reveal Burnbot]
So what, he's gonna burn me with flamethrowers or something?
Dr. EggmanFlamethrower? Well, no…
Oh! Uh... acid, incendiary grenades!?
EggmanNo no no, the li– Claws! He has claws, very painful claws! (Burnbot makes a pinching motion)
Well, then you should have called him "Clawbot" or "The Lacerator" or "Pinch-a-tron 9000", but "Burnbot"? I mean, that's just false advertising–
EggmanI name the robots, Sonic! [to Burnbot] Burnbot, ATTACK! [Burnbot jumps down and starts speeding toward Sonic. Sonic runs in the same direction, keeping directly across from Burnbot. Overhead, Tails flies by in his plane.]
Blue Leader, this is Yellow Sky. I have eyes on Burnbot. He's on the move, over!
Thanks, Tails. Initiate "Speeding Swing Surprise". [Tails dives his plane into the canyon, sending Eggman into a spin. Tails activates his Enerbeam. Sonic and Burnbot leap at each other as the scene goes into slow motion. Tails flies by, throwing the beam to Sonic. Sonic catches the beam, swings around on it, and delivers a kick to Burnbot, launching him into the canyon wall. Sonic lands on the canyon floor across from Burnbot.]
Eggman[flies down to Burnbot] Get up, get up, get up! [Burnbot climbs to its feet, then notices Tails' plane flying overhead. It fires one of its claws at the plane, damaging the wing. The plane goes into a spin.]
Bail, Tails! Bail! [Tails pulls the eject lever, only for it to break off in his hand. Sonic prepares to rush to help, but is cut off by Burnbot. Sonic dodges one of Burnbot's claws, then sees a large rock poised over it. Sonic jumps over another of Burnbot's attacks, and spins into the rock, dropping it on Burnbot. Sonic leaps up to the top of the canyon.] Tails, no!
Tails… I didn't really wanna fire you, I was just trying to protect you.
How, by putting me in more danger?
The plan had holes! [helps Tails up]
EggmanOh, Sonic. I have 1 last surprise for you - I took your advice, Burnbot can burn things!
That's it! I've had enough of Eggman! Lair or no lair, he's outta here!
You can't just throw Eggman out. Sure, he might be a difficult roommate, but it's only because you guys have a communication problem.
"Communication problem"? He whacked me with a pillow. Hard! I'm dizzy, and I have serious short-term memory loss. [beat] And I have serious short-term memory loss.
Why don't we settle this... with a roommate meeting? [later] Now, Sonic. So you have something you'd like to share with Eggman?
Yes. Uh, how to say this delicately... You're a horrible roommate and nobody in this house likes you.
Let's frame our statements with "when you do this, it makes me feel this".
Fine. Let's see. Uh... When you live here, it makes me feel... angry because you're a horrible roommate and nobody in this house likes you.
Eggman[starts crying] You're right. I am the worst roommate. It-it-it... I've never lived with other people before!
What about us?
Eggman[normal voice] You don't count. [starts crying again]
Sonic, I think someone here could go for 2 spoonfulls of forgiveness, washed down with a tall glass of friendship. What do you think?
Ugh... Eggman, if we give you a second chance, will you promise to shape up?
Eggman[stops crying, snaps his fingers] You bet!
Gotta stop him... but so tired... (sinks to the ground, asleep)
He must have a weak spot.
(points to the ground) Maybe there's a clue on the ground. (soft music plays as Sonic slumps to the ground, lying down next to Tails) This soft... soft... (shuts eyes) bed-like... ground... (Sticks walks over and stomps on his back, waking him up) What?! What's wrong?! Are we under attack? (Jumps to his feet and glances around, remembering where he is) Oh, right. (Yawns)
Eggman, you built that thing. How do we take it down?
EggmanBy activating two kill switches at the same time. They're inside the lair. There... (Points to his right) and there. (Points to his left)
Oh, come on... Alright, Amy, Knuckles, Sticks, distract that metal monstrosity. (Lifts up Tails, who wakes up with a big yawn) Tails and I are on the kill switches. Eggman, you'll have to show us how to activate them. (Yawns)
(Spreads her arms out for a hug) Pre-mission group hug?
No.
Dr. Eggman's evil fireman robot is running loose!
Eggman[seated on a nearby bench] Why does everyone assume every evil robot is mine?
[bounces off Fire Bot again] I dunno. Experience? [leaps up to avoid another burst of fire]
[Knuckles, armed with a large stick, and Amy, armed with her hammer, step up.]
You're"fired",pal. Ha ha ha! Get it? [A burst of flame turns his stick to ashes] Ah, I guess not.
Shouldn't firemen put out fires?
EggmanAh, hello? That's the irony? It's the evil opposite of a fireman. [Sonic glares at him] Ah, uh... I assume...
Sonic, the evil anti-fire bot is putting a baby walrus into a burning house!
[Sonic races over and snatches the baby walrus away before Fire Bot can do so, returning him to his mother.]
Sonic, Evil anti-fire Bot is putting a kitten in a tree!
EggmanGo, evil fireman! [sees Tails, Knuckles, Amy, and Sticks looking at him] Okay, I admit it. It's mine. Evil robots are what I do. Why stop if you're good at it?
[Fire Bot is now shooting flames at some of the other citizens.]
This has gone on long enough. [races over, running circles around Fire Bot and wrapping it in its own "fire hose"]
[Fire Bot's flamethrower explodes, destroying it.]
EggmanI, um... left the oven on. [flees]
Heh. Looks like that robot is "fired"!
[Tails, Sticks, and Amy laugh.]
Hey! No one laughed when I said it...
[The kitten, which is still in the tree, meows pitifully.]
Sticks, could you get that kitten out of the tree?
Sure thing, Sonic. [runs over and starts shaking the tree, terrifying the kitten]
Um, Sticks? Sticks? Sticks!
[The kitten falls out of the tree and bounces off Sonic's head. Sonic catches it.]
What?
[Eggman is checking out his mail while using Cubot as a junkmail shredder.]
EggmanJunk... junk... junk... junk... evil boot warehouse... [Cubot grunts as his shredder jams.]
[Hits Cubot's back a few times] Paper jam.
EggmanOrbot!
[Orbot opens his mouth in front of him]
EggmanNo, you imbecile! I don't want you to shred this. It's the key to our future! Do you know what this is?
Cubot: Robotic women who love us for our minds and aren't into looks or money?
Eggman: No. Our home, and by that I mean my home, is going to be featured in Modern Lair magazine. [Hands Orbot a paper] Here, read the exposition.
"A photographer's assistant will do a site inspection tomorrow to consider you for our Island Fortress issue."
Eggman[Jumps up from the couch] Let's give this lair some flair!
Eggman[Walks in] When you bots are done with my boots, make sure my roller coaster is in tip-top shape.
[Orbot and Cubot look at each other, then back to Eggman and nod. In the next scene, Orbot and Cubot enter the area with the roller coaster with a tool box. A few seconds after they enter, crashing sounds are heard along with a cat yowling. Orbot and Cubot come out of the room, dismantled. In the next scene, Eggman slightly adjusts a burner, only to adjust it again.]
EggmanPerfect! It's all coming together! When the photographer's assistant arrives, he'll take one look at my lair and exclaim-!
You call this a lair?
Eggman[Angry] How dare you! Listen, you pompous little pipsqueak. I'll crush you like a bug!
Not if you want your lair in our magazine.
Eggman[Upset] You can't do this to me!
Modern Lair brings our readers a contemporary upbeat take on evil. Your idea of evil is totally retro, without the irony. Your lasers are a ridiculous shade of blue... and would you please turn that Bunsen burner 90 degrees before I get sick. [Points to the burner Eggman had adjusted before]
EggmanGive me a chance! I'll spruce up the place!
[Pauses to think] I'll give you a week. [Walks away]
EggmanI'm gonna need help. From someone with a real feel for color, and shape!
[Camera goes to Cubot, who is playing with a cube with multiple holes for shapes, and is trying to put the square in the 'X' hole.]
EggmanDefinitely gonna have to outsource this one. I know!
My summer-themed seat cushions with floral upholstery that complements each guest's natural coloring are ready. The ice sculpture has melted just enough to hide the carving marks. [Checking things off a clipboard]
And I dug a trench around the picnic table and filled it with broken glass!
[Camera pans out to show the trench and glass around the table.]
I might've used rose petals, but we'll go with it. [Turns] Sonic! How are you doing on those fruit drinks?
[Camera shows the fruit sitting on a stone, then shows Sonic, who has fallen asleep on the beach chair.]
Why am I not surprised? Tails! Where's the soothing music?!
[Sitting on the poach of Sonic's Shack with a music control panel in front of him] Right here! But, I thought it would be better if I gave it a little boost! [Presses a switch on the panel]
[Loud music comes out of the speakers, blowing a large leaf onto Amy as Tails quickly turns the music off.]
[Annoyed as she takes the leaf off her] Knuckles, are my grilled pheasants ready?
Not now, Amy, I'm busy. [Holds up hand to show he has put the raw pheasant on it like a puppet, he changes his voice as if the pheasant itself is speaking] Oh, please don't cook me, Knuckles. [Changes his voice to a lower one as he holds up his other hand with a pheasant on it] Today turned out a lot different than I expected.
[Looking upset] Sticks, sometimes I don't know why I go out of my way to make things nice for these guys.
Eggman[Standing on the poach] You deserve better. I mean, this table! It should be hanging in a museum!
Euagh! [Jumps onto the table, grabs an oyster shell and smacks it on the ground, holding the broken ends like a weapon] Back, villain! Just give me the signal, Amy, and I'll clam him!
[Tails, Knuckles, and Sonic form up behind Sticks.]
EggmanDon't let the fact that I constantly try to destroy you lead you to believe that I'm here to destroy you. I just want to hire Amy to redo my lair.
[Sonic, Knuckles, Sticks, and Tails laugh, but Amy looks flattered and happy.]
Come on, Amy, you're not buying this.
[Annoyed] Is it so hard to believe Eggman might actually respect my talents?
Well, yeah. [Realizes what he said] Wait, that came out wrong.
[Stares at her friends for a second, then happily turns to Eggman] I accept.
[The rest of the team stares in utter shock]
Don't go with Eggbreath!
You can't trust him! He's evil!
[Walking over to Eggman] I can take care of myself!
EggmanSplendid! My lair awaits. After you. [Gestures to where Amy needs to go]
[Holds up one of his hands, which still has the meat on it, he changes his voice again] Don't look at me. I didn't use her lovingly prepared meal as a puppet.
[Sonic and Amy are waiting in line at the cashier's counter.]
Man, I am starving! Next exit: Munchytown. Population: us.
[Just as Sonic walks up to the cashier, Dr. Eggman cuts right in front of him immediately]
Dr. EggmanHey, no cutsies! I was here first!
No way, Egghead! We've been waiting!
Um, I believe the barrel-chested gentleman with the luxuriant mustache was first.
What?! Are you serious?!
Sonic, let's not make a scene.
Dr. EggmanThat's how we do it! Score one for Eggman. [Starts dancing as techno music plays. Sonic and Amy watch, unimpressed.] Just gotta flash the 'stache.
[Eggman is eating a burger. There are fries and a drink on his table.]
Dr. EggmanMmm, now that's good! How's yours over there? Oh, right. Yours isn't ready yet. Should have been faster, Sonic! [Laughs evilly]
[Dave carries a tray to Sonic and Amy's table.]
Okay, here we are. Two double Meh Burgers with extra pickles.
I said no pickles!
Dr. Eggman[Laughing] Oh, this is just the best day ever!
[Eggman is eating burger and then interrupted by Dave.]
[Clears throat] I'm Dave, big fan of yours, sir. I've studied all of your attacks: the Bee Bot gambit, the lair gambit, the gambit gambit.
Dr. EggmanAh, yes, that one was doubly risky. I like the cut of your jib. How'd you like to be my unpaid intern?
It'd be an honor to work for you without pay.
Dr. EggmanDid I mention I like you jib-cut-wise?
Wow! I'm really here! Where do I start?
Dr. EggmanEven though you're only an intern, there's an important job that I can't trust Orbot and Cubot to do.
[Eggman bring the mop to Dave.]
Dr. EggmanMop the bathroom.
Mop the bathroom!? Wow! Back at Meh Burger, I'd have to be a manager to do that.
[Dave runs off]
Dr. EggmanYou two could learn a thing or two from this kid.
[Dave is throwing out the trash, Orbot and Cubot are spying on Dave.]
This new intern worries my circuits. I fear that his enthusiasm for the most menial tasks causes us to appear inferior by comparison.
Yeah, he's making us look bad too! He does more sucking-up than my cousin, Suzanne. And she's a vacuum!
[Dave is secretly listening to Orbot and Cubot's complaints.]
Cubot! Cubot! Cubot, where have you gone?
[Orbot goes through a door to a that leads to a dark, empty room.]
Cubot, are you there?
[Orbot turns on his built-in flashlights. Oil drips on him.]
My word...
[Camera shows a trapdoor, oil dripping on the outside with a rope attached. Orbot pulls on the rope and the trapdoor opens as pieces fall out. Orbot screams. Camera shows Cubot in pieces. Orbot screams again.]
Dr. EggmanI could build a robot to do this, but there's just something about unpaid labor that makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside.
[Dave comes upon Eggman's old Doomsday Device.]
What's this?
Dr. EggmanOh, just my old Doomsday Device.
It's magnificent! I bet it could destroy a hundred worlds!
Dr. EggmanWell, maybe not a hundred, but, if I connected that power supply... one definitely, heh heh heh.
[Orbot comes in carrying Cubot's pieces.]
Dr. Eggman, sir. It's Cubot! He's been disassembled!
Dr. EggmanI don't have time for you two! Can't you see I'm enjoying quality time with my protege? So, where were we? Ah, yes. You were praising me. You were leaving.
[Camera shows Orbot depressed as he leaves.]
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