Orbot quotes from Sonic Boom ... TV Quotes Database

Played by Kirk Thornton

Tied for 7th most-quoted character in Sonic Boom: in 9 of its 106 quotes
Most scenes with: Cubot (6), Eggman (5), Sonic (3)

Lines by Orbot 1

Orbot

Unfortunately, sir, during the catastrophic anomaly, your evil lair was struck by lightning. It appears that all of your mo-cap files were destroyed.

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Scenes with Orbot 8

[Eggman is checking out his mail while using Cubot as a junkmail shredder.]

Eggman

Junk... junk... junk... junk... evil boot warehouse... [Cubot grunts as his shredder jams.]

Orbot

[Hits Cubot's back a few times] Paper jam.

Eggman

Orbot!

[Orbot opens his mouth in front of him]

Eggman

No, you imbecile! I don't want you to shred this. It's the key to our future! Do you know what this is?

Cubot: Robotic women who love us for our minds and aren't into looks or money?

Eggman: No. Our home, and by that I mean my home, is going to be featured in Modern Lair magazine. [Hands Orbot a paper] Here, read the exposition.

Orbot

"A photographer's assistant will do a site inspection tomorrow to consider you for our Island Fortress issue."

Eggman

[Jumps up from the couch] Let's give this lair some flair!

Eggman

[Walks in] When you bots are done with my boots, make sure my roller coaster is in tip-top shape.

[Orbot and Cubot look at each other, then back to Eggman and nod. In the next scene, Orbot and Cubot enter the area with the roller coaster with a tool box. A few seconds after they enter, crashing sounds are heard along with a cat yowling. Orbot and Cubot come out of the room, dismantled. In the next scene, Eggman slightly adjusts a burner, only to adjust it again.]

Eggman

Perfect! It's all coming together! When the photographer's assistant arrives, he'll take one look at my lair and exclaim-!

GGunther

You call this a lair?

Eggman

[Angry] How dare you! Listen, you pompous little pipsqueak. I'll crush you like a bug!

GGunther

Not if you want your lair in our magazine.

Eggman

[Upset] You can't do this to me!

GGunther

Modern Lair brings our readers a contemporary upbeat take on evil. Your idea of evil is totally retro, without the irony. Your lasers are a ridiculous shade of blue... and would you please turn that Bunsen burner 90 degrees before I get sick. [Points to the burner Eggman had adjusted before]

Eggman

Give me a chance! I'll spruce up the place!

GGunther

[Pauses to think] I'll give you a week. [Walks away]

Eggman

I'm gonna need help. From someone with a real feel for color, and shape!

[Camera goes to Cubot, who is playing with a cube with multiple holes for shapes, and is trying to put the square in the 'X' hole.]

Eggman

Definitely gonna have to outsource this one. I know!

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DDave

Wow! I'm really here! Where do I start?

Dr. Eggman

Even though you're only an intern, there's an important job that I can't trust Orbot and Cubot to do.

[Eggman bring the mop to Dave.]

Dr. Eggman

Mop the bathroom.

DDave

Mop the bathroom!? Wow! Back at Meh Burger, I'd have to be a manager to do that.

[Dave runs off]

Dr. Eggman

You two could learn a thing or two from this kid.

[Dave is throwing out the trash, Orbot and Cubot are spying on Dave.]

Orbot

This new intern worries my circuits. I fear that his enthusiasm for the most menial tasks causes us to appear inferior by comparison.

Cubot

Yeah, he's making us look bad too! He does more sucking-up than my cousin, Suzanne. And she's a vacuum!

[Dave is secretly listening to Orbot and Cubot's complaints.]

Orbot

Cubot! Cubot! Cubot, where have you gone?

[Orbot goes through a door to a that leads to a dark, empty room.]

Orbot

Cubot, are you there?

[Orbot turns on his built-in flashlights. Oil drips on him.]

Orbot

My word...

[Camera shows a trapdoor, oil dripping on the outside with a rope attached. Orbot pulls on the rope and the trapdoor opens as pieces fall out. Orbot screams. Camera shows Cubot in pieces. Orbot screams again.]

Dr. Eggman

I could build a robot to do this, but there's just something about unpaid labor that makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside.

[Dave comes upon Eggman's old Doomsday Device.]

DDave

What's this?

Dr. Eggman

Oh, just my old Doomsday Device.

DDave

It's magnificent! I bet it could destroy a hundred worlds!

Dr. Eggman

Well, maybe not a hundred, but, if I connected that power supply... one definitely, heh heh heh.

[Orbot comes in carrying Cubot's pieces.]

Orbot

Dr. Eggman, sir. It's Cubot! He's been disassembled!

Dr. Eggman

I don't have time for you two! Can't you see I'm enjoying quality time with my protege? So, where were we? Ah, yes. You were praising me. You were leaving.

[Camera shows Orbot depressed as he leaves.]

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Amy

You'll never get away with this, Eggman!

Tails

Sonic will see you coming from a mile away!

[Inside, it is revealed that Tails, Knuckles, Amy, and Sticks have all turned evil and have Eggman's mustaches on their faces.]

Sticks

Yeah! If we wanna trap Sonic, we got to think like Sonic!

[Dramatic music plays and the camera shifts to all of Sonic's evil friends before stopping on Eggman.]

Dr. Eggman

This is even better than I hoped! Five evil genius masterminds!

KKnuckles

Actually, I'm an evil mastermind of average intelligence.

Dr. Eggman

Five evil genius masterminds, give or take. Working together under my leadership, we'll be unstoppable!

Amy

So here's the plan! We wait at the beach shack for Sonic, and then bombard it with an all-out robot assault from five different sides! [Moves the figurines around]

Sticks

No, no, no! [Has a badnik figurine] What we should do is tunnel underneath to bypass his defenses!

Tails

[With a flying badnik figurine] We should attack from above by plane!

KKnuckles

We have to get rid of his stupid friends first!

Robo assault!

Tunnel!

Airplane!

Robo assault!

Tunnel!

Airplane!

I'm yelling words!

Calm down! Even though you're evil geniuses now, for the most part, you lack experience. Time for a crash course in villainy! [Laughs manically]

[Later, Eggman is in the classroom with the others.]

Eggman

Evil lesson number one: Berating your underlings! Orbot. Would you kindly hand out the worksheets?

Orbot

Gladly, Sir. [Proceeds to do so]

Eggman

[Stops Orbot with a ruler] Not that worksheet, you dunderhead! [Knocks some of the worksheets off] See? It's that easy.

[The others write down what they saw. Now in Eggman's monitor room.]

Eggman

Lesson number four: Surveillance! There's nothing more evil than recording your subjects without their knowledge. [Looks over to Orbot and Cubot messing around]

Cubot

[Wearing a Viking helmet] Ota oh ha! Ota oh ha!

Eggman

Get me a monkey wrench. I'll fix that.

KKnuckles

For the security camera?

Eggman

No.

[In a different room.]

Eggman

Lesson number seven: Mustache care and maintenance. Fifty strokes every morning. But don't overdo it!

Tails

Or what?

Sticks

[Her mustache is messed up] Don't ask..!

[Back in the classroom.]

Eggman

Lesson number twelve: Lesson numbering! Evil lessons should be numbered as followed: "1", "4", "7", "12", "16".

[Outside of the lair.]

Eggman

Lesson number sixteen: Target practice!

[Eggman, Tails, Knuckles, Amy, and Sticks all fire at Orbot and Cubot with Disintegrator Rays.]

Orbot

We must procure assistance.

Cubot

We don't have time for that! Let's just get help!

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[Dr. Eggman is preparing for a game of laser tag]

Dr. Eggman

Even with a mind as powerful as mine, it's important to keep the reflexes honed. [Turns to Orbot, Cubot, and some other robots.] That's why you robots will serve as my opponents in this training exercise. [Gives Orbot and Cubot some Disintegrator Rays on low setting] On your marks, get set. Go!

[Eggman and his robots start to fire at each other and Eggman finds himself cornered.]

Dr. Eggman

Ow! Is someone stepping on my mustache?!

[The robots look around to see who is stepping on it.]

Orbot

Wait. No one's stepping on your-

[Eggman runs past the robots where they start to shoot at him. However, Eggman trips but his laser manages to hit all of the robots' targets.]

Orbot

If I didn't know better, I'd say there was a shift in the Luck Balance of the Universe.

Dr. Eggman

[Grinning evilly] Hmm.

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Sonic [in Eggman's body]: [wakes up] Ugh... [looks around] What am I doing in Eggman's lair? [looks at a mirror and sees Eggman] Gah! Eggman! [jumps at the mirror and is knocked backwards] What the…? [with the doctor's voice] What am I doing in Eggman's body?!

Orbot

[he and Cubot enter the room and approach "Eggman"] Dr. Eggman, you're awake!

Cubot

We had to drag you back home. It was Spring Break all over again!

[A series of illustrated photos are shown: Eggman playing beach volleyball with his robots; Eggman singing to an audience that consists of his robots; Eggman posing with a sand castle; Cubot, snickering while placing suntan lotion on the forehead of a napping Eggman; Orbot and Cubot dragging a still-unconscious Eggman back to the lair, his body sunburned, save for a Sonic-shaped mark on the forehead.]

Sonic

I'm not Eggman, I'm Sonic!

Orbot

[to Cubot] He's pretending to be Sonic again.

Cubot

Well, I'm not gonna be Amy this time!

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Sonic

I'm telling you, I'm Sonic! Eggman switched brains with me... I mean, I switched bodies with Eggman!

Cubot

Uh, hang on. Did you switch brains or did you switch bodies?

Sonic

Both! (I think.)

Orbot

Well then, nothing's changed.

Sonic

Listen, Gear-brain-

Cubot

[to Orbot] Definitely Eggman. [Orbot nods in agreement.]

Sonic

Look. I'm not Eggman. I'll prove it! [attempts to use his speed, but cannot access it in Eggman's body, and now he quickly exhausts himself] Hoh, boy... can't... breathe. What is this awful feeling... in my lungs?

Orbot

[sarcastically applauses] Good show, sir.

Cubot

[sarcastically] Real impressive stuff, boss.

Sonic

[still out of breath] Need to... find Tails. He'll know what to do!

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Eggman

Did you see the look on his face when he ran off?

KKnuckles

He looked ridiculous! Especially with that stupid mustache!

Eggman

All right, Noodles. That's enough.

[Thumping is then heard which shakes the ground.]

Sticks

Whoa. Did you guys feel that?

[The thumping continues and is soon revealed to be coming from the Mega knocking down trees and then arriving at the shack with Sonic, Orbot, Cubot and the other robots. Eggman and the others get into position, ready to fight.]

Sonic

Remember, warning shots only. I don't want anyone hurt. Got it? [notices the robot's aren't listening] Well, what are you waiting for?

Orbot

We are programmed only to obey orders after being threatened.

Sonic

[realizes this and sighs] All right, then. Nobody gets hurt or somebody's gonna get hurt! (Better?)

OCOrbot and Cubot

Yes, sir!

[The robots begin to move forward and attack. Amy and the others begin to destroy the robots.]

Eggman

Aw, come on! Do you have any idea how much those cost? I mean, between the parts and labor... [Amy destroys a robot with her hammer.] Aw, geez! [Knuckles and Sticks destroy a few robots.]

[Sonic tries to dodge the Mega, but it accidentally knocks him to the ground causing him to land on Eggman.]

Cubot

He's gonna be feeling that tomorrow.

[2 Bee Bots circle around Sonic and Eggman.]

Amy

Hey, Eggman crushed Sonic!

KKnuckles

Get him!

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Cubot

What a swell adventure! I sure hope there's more next year.