KKnuckles
I can't believe I never thought of this before!
[Punches a rock formation causing a boulder to fall on him. Knuckles then perches himself over a crater.]
KKnuckles
When the luck balance of the universe shifts against you, just get it all over with as quickly as possible to shift it back. [Jumps into the crater.] It's like one of those things. When you hear it, you're like "Duh! That's so obvious!"
[Crawls out and climbs over into a cannon.]
KKnuckles
Plus it plays to my strengths of taking horrible, [Cannon fires.] painful, [Hits a tree.] brutal punishment. [Falls to the ground as a beehive lands on him] Ah! I can almost feel my luck changing already!
Gotta stop him... but so tired... (sinks to the ground, asleep)
KKnuckles
He must have a weak spot.
(points to the ground) Maybe there's a clue on the ground. (soft music plays as Sonic slumps to the ground, lying down next to Tails) This soft... soft... (shuts eyes) bed-like... ground... (Sticks walks over and stomps on his back, waking him up) What?! What's wrong?! Are we under attack? (Jumps to his feet and glances around, remembering where he is) Oh, right. (Yawns)
KKnuckles
Eggman, you built that thing. How do we take it down?
By activating two kill switches at the same time. They're inside the lair. There... (Points to his right) and there. (Points to his left)
Oh, come on... Alright, Amy, Knuckles, Sticks, distract that metal monstrosity. (Lifts up Tails, who wakes up with a big yawn) Tails and I are on the kill switches. Eggman, you'll have to show us how to activate them. (Yawns)
(Spreads her arms out for a hug) Pre-mission group hug?
Wait, this thing reads minds?
UTUniversal Translator
"Wait, this thing reads minds?".
UUT
"Get it out of my head!".
KKnuckles
[stopping Sticks from trying to destroy the robot] No, no. Calm down, Sticks.
UUT
"Take it easy, whack-job."
Don't be offended Sticks! Knuckles didn't mean to think that!
UUT
"He's not the sharpest tool in the shed."
Dr. Eggman's evil fireman robot is running loose!
[seated on a nearby bench] Why does everyone assume every evil robot is mine?
[bounces off Fire Bot again] I dunno. Experience? [leaps up to avoid another burst of fire]
[Knuckles, armed with a large stick, and Amy, armed with her hammer, step up.]
KKnuckles
You're"fired",pal. Ha ha ha! Get it? [A burst of flame turns his stick to ashes] Ah, I guess not.
Shouldn't firemen put out fires?
Ah, hello? That's the irony? It's the evil opposite of a fireman. [Sonic glares at him] Ah, uh... I assume...
Sonic, the evil anti-fire bot is putting a baby walrus into a burning house!
[Sonic races over and snatches the baby walrus away before Fire Bot can do so, returning him to his mother.]
Sonic, Evil anti-fire Bot is putting a kitten in a tree!
Go, evil fireman! [sees Tails, Knuckles, Amy, and Sticks looking at him] Okay, I admit it. It's mine. Evil robots are what I do. Why stop if you're good at it?
[Fire Bot is now shooting flames at some of the other citizens.]
This has gone on long enough. [races over, running circles around Fire Bot and wrapping it in its own "fire hose"]
[Fire Bot's flamethrower explodes, destroying it.]
I, um... left the oven on. [flees]
Heh. Looks like that robot is "fired"!
[Tails, Sticks, and Amy laugh.]
KKnuckles
Hey! No one laughed when I said it...
[The kitten, which is still in the tree, meows pitifully.]
Sticks, could you get that kitten out of the tree?
Sure thing, Sonic. [runs over and starts shaking the tree, terrifying the kitten]
Um, Sticks? Sticks? Sticks!
[The kitten falls out of the tree and bounces off Sonic's head. Sonic catches it.]
Someone left this at my house.
Yeah. The mailman. It's a letter?
[sniffs it] Letter, huh? I dunno. Paper folded over itself? What's it hiding, what's it hiding?!
[reads it] Sticks, you've been nominated for an Awardy Award!
They really need a better name for that thing.
KKnuckles
Ooh, let me see! [grabs letter, and puts on glasses to study it] Oh, wait. I can't read…
[grabs the letter] Gimme that. [reads] "In honor of saving our village, the Mayor cordially invites you to the Awardies." Huh, conveniently, you can also bring your 4 closest pals. [Everyone looks at Sticks with anticipation, including Comedy Chimp, who is there for some reason.] Sorry, Comedy Chimp. [CC sighs and leaves] Now, where was I? [clears his throat] "The Awardies will be at the Mayor's Mansion. You'll dine on", ooh, "elegant food and mingle with elegant guests. After which, the Awardy Award will be awarded to the winner." [to Sticks] Which could be you.
My summer-themed seat cushions with floral upholstery that complements each guest's natural coloring are ready. The ice sculpture has melted just enough to hide the carving marks. [Checking things off a clipboard]
And I dug a trench around the picnic table and filled it with broken glass!
[Camera pans out to show the trench and glass around the table.]
I might've used rose petals, but we'll go with it. [Turns] Sonic! How are you doing on those fruit drinks?
[Camera shows the fruit sitting on a stone, then shows Sonic, who has fallen asleep on the beach chair.]
Why am I not surprised? Tails! Where's the soothing music?!
[Sitting on the poach of Sonic's Shack with a music control panel in front of him] Right here! But, I thought it would be better if I gave it a little boost! [Presses a switch on the panel]
[Loud music comes out of the speakers, blowing a large leaf onto Amy as Tails quickly turns the music off.]
[Annoyed as she takes the leaf off her] Knuckles, are my grilled pheasants ready?
KKnuckles
Not now, Amy, I'm busy. [Holds up hand to show he has put the raw pheasant on it like a puppet, he changes his voice as if the pheasant itself is speaking] Oh, please don't cook me, Knuckles. [Changes his voice to a lower one as he holds up his other hand with a pheasant on it] Today turned out a lot different than I expected.
[Looking upset] Sticks, sometimes I don't know why I go out of my way to make things nice for these guys.
[Standing on the poach] You deserve better. I mean, this table! It should be hanging in a museum!
Euagh! [Jumps onto the table, grabs an oyster shell and smacks it on the ground, holding the broken ends like a weapon] Back, villain! Just give me the signal, Amy, and I'll clam him!
[Tails, Knuckles, and Sonic form up behind Sticks.]
Don't let the fact that I constantly try to destroy you lead you to believe that I'm here to destroy you. I just want to hire Amy to redo my lair.
[Sonic, Knuckles, Sticks, and Tails laugh, but Amy looks flattered and happy.]
Come on, Amy, you're not buying this.
[Annoyed] Is it so hard to believe Eggman might actually respect my talents?
Well, yeah. [Realizes what he said] Wait, that came out wrong.
[Stares at her friends for a second, then happily turns to Eggman] I accept.
[The rest of the team stares in utter shock]
You can't trust him! He's evil!
[Walking over to Eggman] I can take care of myself!
Splendid! My lair awaits. After you. [Gestures to where Amy needs to go]
KKnuckles
[Holds up one of his hands, which still has the meat on it, he changes his voice again] Don't look at me. I didn't use her lovingly prepared meal as a puppet.
[Amy is still stuck inside the cage, looking upset. She smells something]
[The wall is destroyed, showing Sticks, Knuckles, Tails, and Sonic, who are dirty.]
KKnuckles
It's us! We snuck in through a sewer pipe!
I was wondering how long it would take for you guys to miss me.
We may have a hard time saying it, Amy, but... well, you know.
[Tails runs over and deactivates the cage, freeing Amy]
There's no way were going back out the way we came in. Care to do the honors? [Hands Amy her hammer]
You'll never get away with this, Eggman!
Sonic will see you coming from a mile away!
[Inside, it is revealed that Tails, Knuckles, Amy, and Sticks have all turned evil and have Eggman's mustaches on their faces.]
Yeah! If we wanna trap Sonic, we got to think like Sonic!
[Dramatic music plays and the camera shifts to all of Sonic's evil friends before stopping on Eggman.]
This is even better than I hoped! Five evil genius masterminds!
KKnuckles
Actually, I'm an evil mastermind of average intelligence.
Five evil genius masterminds, give or take. Working together under my leadership, we'll be unstoppable!
So here's the plan! We wait at the beach shack for Sonic, and then bombard it with an all-out robot assault from five different sides! [Moves the figurines around]
No, no, no! [Has a badnik figurine] What we should do is tunnel underneath to bypass his defenses!
[With a flying badnik figurine] We should attack from above by plane!
KKnuckles
We have to get rid of his stupid friends first!
KKnuckles
I'm yelling words!
Calm down! Even though you're evil geniuses now, for the most part, you lack experience. Time for a crash course in villainy! [Laughs manically]
[Later, Eggman is in the classroom with the others.]
Evil lesson number one: Berating your underlings! Orbot. Would you kindly hand out the worksheets?
Gladly, Sir. [Proceeds to do so]
[Stops Orbot with a ruler] Not that worksheet, you dunderhead! [Knocks some of the worksheets off] See? It's that easy.
[The others write down what they saw. Now in Eggman's monitor room.]
Lesson number four: Surveillance! There's nothing more evil than recording your subjects without their knowledge. [Looks over to Orbot and Cubot messing around]
[Wearing a Viking helmet] Ota oh ha! Ota oh ha!
Get me a monkey wrench. I'll fix that.
KKnuckles
For the security camera?
[In a different room.]
Lesson number seven: Mustache care and maintenance. Fifty strokes every morning. But don't overdo it!
[Her mustache is messed up] Don't ask..!
[Back in the classroom.]
Lesson number twelve: Lesson numbering! Evil lessons should be numbered as followed: "1", "4", "7", "12", "16".
[Outside of the lair.]
Lesson number sixteen: Target practice!
[Eggman, Tails, Knuckles, Amy, and Sticks all fire at Orbot and Cubot with Disintegrator Rays.]
We must procure assistance.
We don't have time for that! Let's just get help!
KKnuckles
Yeah! [Places a golf ball on a tee] Who's gonna take it downtown? Knuckles! That's who! Gonna pour Sonic a hurt-tonic. And the pain is gonna be chronic!
Okay, we get it. [flips a coin]
KKnuckles
Tails! [Turning his attention to Tails] Tails, you flip it! Not sure I trust this guy.
[Sonic gives the coin to Tails who flips it in the air.]
[The coin lands on Tails' wrist and he flips it over to reveal it as tails.]
KKnuckles
[Grumbles] Lucky.
[Sonic tosses his golf ball into the air and hits it with his club. The golf ball then flies right into the hole and rolls back down the mountain where it pops up from a hole and Sonic catches it.]
KKnuckles
Don't give me that look!
[Knuckles heads over to swing his gofaball and the golf ball rolls toward the hole but a leaf lands on it causing it to move the other way.]
KKnuckles
Aw, come on! You saw the wind blew that, right? [Swings another gofaball but it hits some birds.] What?!
You gotta factor in bird migration. That's Gopher Ball 101.
[Knuckles growls and goes to swing another ball. However, it ends up going past the hole and Knuckles tries again. He tries again over and over until he tires out.]
KKnuckles
That's totally unfair!
Maybe you need to work on your swing.
KKnuckles
You kidding me?! It has nothing to with my swing! It has everything to do with luck!
[Sonic and Tails just stare at him and Knuckles takes another swing where the ball actually stops in midair before landing. A frustrated Knuckles throws his club which actually lands in the hole and Knuckles screams loudly. Like a "Gaaaaah!".]
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