Charlie quotes from Sonic Boom

Careful... careful

[runs to and startles Charlie] Charlie! [Charlie almost drops the artifact] (Sorry.) Remember me? The guy that turned those apple baskets into stilts at your old job? Man, that was fun, but it turns out it wasn't fun! It was counter productive. So I'm here to make it up to you.

Oh. Wow. I totally forgot about that. Don't worry about it, my life is great now. I've got a wife, a nice house, this wonderful job, (and) digging up ancient artifacts.

Doesn't matter, I gotta make this right.

Honestly, you really don't have to.

Can it! I'm trying to be nice to you. We'll start with your lunch order.

[gets a sandwich out of his pocket] But I brought my lunch.

[grabs the sandwich] Not good enough. [throws it into a nearby lake] I'm gonna get you something special! [runs off, one of the baskets falls off and hits Charlie on the head who let go of the artifact which breaks]

[arrives as Charlie tries to fix the artifact] Soups on! [grabs everything on the table and throws it off, the artifact breaks again] I got braised short-rib on focaccia toast with a dollop of garlic chaiaboly and just a hint of lime.

Actually, that sounds pretty good.

I thought so too. That's why I ate it on the way here, but don't worry. Look what I found. [holds up Charlie's wet sandwich] Can you believe some dope just tossed this in the lake?

(Um... Thanks? Anyways...) I really should get back to work. [turns around and starts collecting the things from the floor]

Oh, let me get those for you, because I'm helpful and not counter productive.

No, really. It's o– (Wait… W-what, "counter productive"?)

Charlie, come on! It's me! [throws the sandwich away, takes a pickax and a shovel falls on Charlie's foot]

Ah, ouch! [jumps around and steps on the sandwich which makes him fall down] (I'm alright, I'm okay.)

The working conditions here are dangerous! I'm gonna go talk to your union rep.

Phew. Honey, you would not believe the day I had. [notices Knuckles who sits at the table] (What the…?)

Hi, Charlie!

[sits down] Sweetheart, what is he doing here?

(Who, Knuckles? Oh.) I invited your friend for dinner.

But honey… we have that thing tonight?

I don't recall any thing. If you're trying to imply that you don't want someone here, perhaps you should just say it!

What are you guys talking about? (Know what? Never mind.)

[arrives] I wanted to be helpful, so I picked up all those tiny flags you carelessly left scattered around in the dirt.

Those flags were marking the locations of valuable artifacts. I'm going to have to redo all that work now.

Aw, man. You should probably put flags by those flags, so no one picks them up, but don't worry. I'll fix it. [puts a flag on an artifact that activates and destroys a part of the construction sight]

Oh, no. It's my boss, Mr. Slate.

What's the meaning of all this

But–

[to Charlie] I'll handle this. [to Mr. Slate] You can't talk to Charlie like that. You're not the boss of him!

Not anymore I'm not. [to Charlie] You're fired!

[he and Knuckles walking through the rain] How am I going to break this news to my wife?

Ah, don't worry about that. I already called her!

You did what?! [runs to his house, a suitcase is thrown near his feet]

When are you going to stand up for yourself? [throws a bundle to the suitcase, walks inside the house and closes the door]

What's her problem?

[screaming] You did this, you ruined my life! (So you're the problem!)

(Oh, boy…) No worries, Charlie. I’m gonna make it up to you... as soon as I finished making up for that other thing I did, whatever that was.

You’re a menace. I’m not gonna let people like you cause problems for me anymore! [laughs maliciously and runs off to the construction sight works on something] You’ll see. They’ll all see. [laughs]

Let’s see that lunch money.

Charlie, as things aren’t going well between you and I, I have decided to enlist the help of a local police officer to act as a go-between. I think his experience in dealing with tense situations will proof valuable to both of us. [Charlie reaches out his hand, the frightened the Beaver Policeman drops his money in it and leaves. Charlie reaches out once more and Knuckles drops his money too. Charlie is sitting in his armor, Knuckles sneaks up to him] Charlie is not letting up, but I can’t go back to being counter productive, so I’ll take the high road and stay out of his way until he cools off. [Charlie notices him, takes a huge ice cream and smashes it onto Knuckles] I figured it out! All Charlie really wants is a friend. Yeah, he is practically crying out to me for help! [reaches to Charlie] Hello, pal! I baked you this pie! Perhaps we can see a movie together and/or enjoy a frosted beverage.

[grabs the pie and smashed it into Knuckles’ face, then grabs him and throws him into a dustbin] See the wrath of my super villain powers! [Knuckles falls screaming and stops in front of Sonic, Tails and Amy]

Tails

Great news, Knuckles! I think Charlie just let you off the hook.

Sonic

No, what Tails means is that Charlie just called himself a super villain.

Amy

[looks into Counter Productive] Page 235 of Counter Productive - "If the person you’re trying to make up to turns into a super villain, you can forget all that stuff I said about fixing your past mistakes. In that case, knock yourself out."

I know what I have to do now!

Eggman

Let’s go, Charlie! [claps his hands, no one joins in] Really, nothing? Am I the only one on the side of evil here?

Alright, Charlie! Crush him!

Let’s finish this, Knuckles! [Knuckles looks around and sees a dustbin. As Charlie attacks again, he takes the cap of the bin and reflects the ray, which freezes his robot arm] What the…? [Knuckles destroys the arm, Charlies armor falls down. He throws some dust at Knuckles, Eggman and Belinda cheer. Charlie attacks Knuckles again with the ray, but he can reach the armor and demolish it. The Civilians are cheering]

Truce? (And... no hard feelings?)

[walks to Knuckles] Truce. (And not all.)

Eggman

Aw, come on! It was just starting to get good!

Sonic

Great job, Knuckles! You stood up for yourself and stopped a super villain.

Thanks, guys. Who’s up for some burgers? My treat! [runs to Charlie] Give me all your lunch money! [laughs] Ah, just kidding! [Team Sonic walks off laughing]

Great job, Charlie! You stood up for yourself and got a new job... as a super villain.

But what about the truce? [Belinda shows him her crossed fingers]