Sticks quotes from Sonic Boom

Sticks

Don't kid yourself. (Snatches the piece from Tails) We're all pawns in the big chess board of life.

Sticks

I'm starting to like this game!

Sticks

Wait, this thing reads minds?

"Wait, this thing reads minds?".

Sticks

Get it out of my head!

"Get it out of my head!".

[stopping Sticks from trying to destroy the robot] No, no. Calm down, Sticks.

"Take it easy, whack-job."

Sticks

Hey!

"I am displeased."

Sonic

Don't be offended Sticks! Knuckles didn't mean to think that!

"He's not the sharpest tool in the shed."

Sure you didn't. [to Sonic]

"I'm stupid."

Hey, I'm not stupid.

"Oh, and I'm ugly too, but not as ugly as Sticks."

Sticks

Hey!

Sonic

Dr. Eggman's evil fireman robot is running loose!

Eggman

[seated on a nearby bench] Why does everyone assume every evil robot is mine?

Sonic

[bounces off Fire Bot again] I dunno. Experience? [leaps up to avoid another burst of fire]

You're"fired",pal. Ha ha ha! Get it? [A burst of flame turns his stick to ashes] Ah, I guess not.

Amy

Shouldn't firemen put out fires?

Eggman

Ah, hello? That's the irony? It's the evil opposite of a fireman. [Sonic glares at him] Ah, uh... I assume...

Sticks

Sonic, the evil anti-fire bot is putting a baby walrus into a burning house!

Tails

Sonic, Evil anti-fire Bot is putting a kitten in a tree!

Eggman

Go, evil fireman! [sees Tails, Knuckles, Amy, and Sticks looking at him] Okay, I admit it. It's mine. Evil robots are what I do. Why stop if you're good at it?

Sonic

This has gone on long enough. [races over, running circles around Fire Bot and wrapping it in its own "fire hose"]

Eggman

I, um... left the oven on. [flees]

Sonic

Heh. Looks like that robot is "fired"!

Hey! No one laughed when I said it...

Sonic

Sticks, could you get that kitten out of the tree?

Sticks

Sure thing, Sonic. [runs over and starts shaking the tree, terrifying the kitten]

Sonic

Um, Sticks? Sticks? Sticks!

Sticks

What?

Sticks

Buster, it turns out you were an evil robot. So, maybe you're not pet material. I guess this is goodbye. [puts a hobo pack on Buster, who walks off] Have fun out there in the big world. [watches Buster go, waving goodbye]

Tails

Hey guys, I found a giant octopus! Think I can keep him? [the giant octopus suddenly eats him, and spits out his goggles] Changed my mind. Help!

Sticks

Someone left this at my house.

Sonic

Yeah. The mailman. It's a letter?

Sticks

[sniffs it] Letter, huh? I dunno. Paper folded over itself? What's it hiding, what's it hiding?!

Amy

[reads it] Sticks, you've been nominated for an Awardy Award!

Tails

They really need a better name for that thing.

Ooh, let me see! [grabs letter, and puts on glasses to study it] Oh, wait. I can't read…

Sonic

[grabs the letter] Gimme that. [reads] "In honor of saving our village, the Mayor cordially invites you to the Awardies." Huh, conveniently, you can also bring your 4 closest pals. [Everyone looks at Sticks with anticipation, including Comedy Chimp, who is there for some reason.] Sorry, Comedy Chimp. [CC sighs and leaves] Now, where was I? [clears his throat] "The Awardies will be at the Mayor's Mansion. You'll dine on", ooh, "elegant food and mingle with elegant guests. After which, the Awardy Award will be awarded to the winner." [to Sticks] Which could be you.

Amy

My summer-themed seat cushions with floral upholstery that complements each guest's natural coloring are ready. The ice sculpture has melted just enough to hide the carving marks. [Checking things off a clipboard]

Sticks

And I dug a trench around the picnic table and filled it with broken glass!

Amy

I might've used rose petals, but we'll go with it. [Turns] Sonic! How are you doing on those fruit drinks?

Amy

Why am I not surprised? Tails! Where's the soothing music?!

Tails

[Sitting on the poach of Sonic's Shack with a music control panel in front of him] Right here! But, I thought it would be better if I gave it a little boost! [Presses a switch on the panel]

Amy

[Annoyed as she takes the leaf off her] Knuckles, are my grilled pheasants ready?

Not now, Amy, I'm busy. [Holds up hand to show he has put the raw pheasant on it like a puppet, he changes his voice as if the pheasant itself is speaking] Oh, please don't cook me, Knuckles. [Changes his voice to a lower one as he holds up his other hand with a pheasant on it] Today turned out a lot different than I expected.

Amy

[Looking upset] Sticks, sometimes I don't know why I go out of my way to make things nice for these guys.

Eggman

[Standing on the poach] You deserve better. I mean, this table! It should be hanging in a museum!

Sticks

Euagh! [Jumps onto the table, grabs an oyster shell and smacks it on the ground, holding the broken ends like a weapon] Back, villain! Just give me the signal, Amy, and I'll clam him!

Eggman

Don't let the fact that I constantly try to destroy you lead you to believe that I'm here to destroy you. I just want to hire Amy to redo my lair.

Sonic

Come on, Amy, you're not buying this.

Amy

[Annoyed] Is it so hard to believe Eggman might actually respect my talents?

Sonic

Well, yeah. [Realizes what he said] Wait, that came out wrong.

Amy

[Stares at her friends for a second, then happily turns to Eggman] I accept.

Sonic

Don't go with Eggbreath!

Tails

You can't trust him! He's evil!

Amy

[Walking over to Eggman] I can take care of myself!

Eggman

Splendid! My lair awaits. After you. [Gestures to where Amy needs to go]

[Holds up one of his hands, which still has the meat on it, he changes his voice again] Don't look at me. I didn't use her lovingly prepared meal as a puppet.

Amy

You'll never get away with this, Eggman!

Tails

Sonic will see you coming from a mile away!

Sticks

Yeah! If we wanna trap Sonic, we got to think like Sonic!

Dr. Eggman

This is even better than I hoped! Five evil genius masterminds!

Actually, I'm an evil mastermind of average intelligence.

Dr. Eggman

Five evil genius masterminds, give or take. Working together under my leadership, we'll be unstoppable!

Amy

So here's the plan! We wait at the beach shack for Sonic, and then bombard it with an all-out robot assault from five different sides! [Moves the figurines around]

Sticks

No, no, no! [Has a badnik figurine] What we should do is tunnel underneath to bypass his defenses!

Tails

[With a flying badnik figurine] We should attack from above by plane!

We have to get rid of his stupid friends first!

Amy

Robo assault!

Sticks

Tunnel!

Tails

Airplane!

Amy

Robo assault!

Sticks

Tunnel!

Tails

Airplane!

I'm yelling words!

Dr. Eggman

Calm down! Even though you're evil geniuses now, for the most part, you lack experience. Time for a crash course in villainy! [Laughs manically]

Eggman

Evil lesson number one: Berating your underlings! Orbot. Would you kindly hand out the worksheets?

Orbot

Gladly, Sir. [Proceeds to do so]

Eggman

[Stops Orbot with a ruler] Not that worksheet, you dunderhead! [Knocks some of the worksheets off] See? It's that easy.

Eggman

Lesson number four: Surveillance! There's nothing more evil than recording your subjects without their knowledge. [Looks over to Orbot and Cubot messing around]

Cubot

[Wearing a Viking helmet] Ota oh ha! Ota oh ha!

Eggman

Get me a monkey wrench. I'll fix that.

For the security camera?

Eggman

No.

Eggman

Lesson number seven: Mustache care and maintenance. Fifty strokes every morning. But don't overdo it!

Tails

Or what?

Sticks

[Her mustache is messed up] Don't ask..!

Eggman

Lesson number twelve: Lesson numbering! Evil lessons should be numbered as followed: "1", "4", "7", "12", "16".

Eggman

Lesson number sixteen: Target practice!

Orbot

We must procure assistance.

Cubot

We don't have time for that! Let's just get help!

Amy

Knuckles, I see you're upset. But...

Don't bother trying to get me to talk about my feelings!

Amy

Actually, I was gonna try to get you to stop killing my grass.

Sonic the Luck Monkey beat me in Gopher Ball by getting totally lucky!

Amy

I thought you didn't want to talk about your feelings.

I don't! I just wanna yell!

Amy

We all get into a slump now and then.

I'm not in a slump.

Amy

Oh, really? How many times have you lost to Sonic this week?

[Starts counting with his fingers.] I told you. I don't want to talk about this!

Sticks

Maybe, there's a disturbance in the Luck Balance of the Universe.

That could happen? Stupid universe.

Sticks

What you need to do is burn through the rest of this losing streak, by bringing yourself as much bad luck as you can, as fast as you can, to speed up shifting the Luck Balance of the Universe, back the way it was, before this all happened!

Sticks

Yeah. That's right. You heard me.

Amy

Shift the luck balance of the universe? Really?!

I am so there.

Amy

Sticks, you gotta help us make Knuckles stop right away! He's gonna get hurt!

Sticks

Not if he shifts the luck balance of the universe in time.

Tails

And what if he doesn't?

Sticks

I guess he'll probably be eaten by a carnivorous plant and slowly digested over a period of weeks or months.

Amy

And, we agree that's not good right?

Sticks

I can think of worse. But I've got confidence in him!

Tails

Confidence in a guy who believes your crazy theory?

Sticks

Did you just call my theory, crazy?! [Growls]

Dr. Eggman

Attention, village. Your panicked screaming and fear-addled hysteria have so charmed and delighted me these past few moments, that I wish to extend my appreciation by debuting for you my most extravagant ode to destruction yet. Behold: the Mega!

Dr. Eggman

I call him that because he's seven percent bigger than my other robots.

Eggman, I'm through with Sonic. I'm joining your side.

Dr. Eggman

Ah! A defector has come to join the winning team. More good luck!

Pretty cool robot. [He approaches the enormous robot.] New?

Dr. Eggman

Yeah, nice, right? Safe to say my best ever. [Eggman pushes a button on his wrist control. The robot starts moving, but suddenly, due to Knuckles' bad luck, its head explodes. The crowd gasps while Knuckles looks at the robot, puzzled.] Though, it's basically a prototype. [The robot places its hand in the hole where its head exploded and pulls out a bomb.] Never really tested it in the field before, but the designs look really sound. [The bomb starts beeping, and the robot places it back into its body.] So, I figured with this string of good luck I've been having. [The bomb in the robot detonates, causing the body to rocket into the sky and completely explode. Parts rain down across the village, yet interestingly, Eggman chuckles happily.] Hey, now it's tested, and I don't have to clean up the mess. [Eggman turns to Knuckles.] Good luck with that, suckers! [Eggman leaves with Orbot and Cubot.]

Wow, my bad luck follows me wherever I go.

Sonic

Or, is it good luck? After all, our side won.

But I was on the other side.

Sonic

No, you weren't. I sent you on a secret mission for us.

It was so secret... even I didn't know about it.

Sticks

Yeah. You see, you switched sides, and your bad luck overpowered Eggman's good luck, but you were really on our side, so by losing, you won!

Wow. Yeah!

You know what I've been wondering, though?

Tails

Where crazy luck theories come from?

When the bad luck leaves me... where does it go?

Tails

There's a perfectly good... explanation for this. [The equipment falls onto his head again.]

Eggman

Did you see the look on his face when he ran off?

He looked ridiculous! Especially with that stupid mustache!

Eggman

All right, Noodles. That's enough.

Sticks

Whoa. Did you guys feel that?

Sonic

Remember, warning shots only. I don't want anyone hurt. Got it? [notices the robot's aren't listening] Well, what are you waiting for?

Orbot

We are programmed only to obey orders after being threatened.

Sonic

[realizes this and sighs] All right, then. Nobody gets hurt or somebody's gonna get hurt! (Better?)

Yes, sir!

Eggman

Aw, come on! Do you have any idea how much those cost? I mean, between the parts and labor... [Amy destroys a robot with her hammer.] Aw, geez! [Knuckles and Sticks destroy a few robots.]

Cubot

He's gonna be feeling that tomorrow.

Amy

Hey, Eggman crushed Sonic!

Get him!

Tails

United Village Defenders of the Village, UNITE!

Amy

On my way!

Sticks

Let's roll!

Sonic

I'm on it!

Really not a good time for me. I kinda have other plans.

What?!

Sonic

Seriously, Knuckles?

Sonic

[catches a chili dog with a body dive before it hits the sand] Oh, got it! That was almost the worst disaster imaginable. [eats the chili dog] Mmm…

Sticks

Yargh! Kill it with fire!

Tails

Calm down, it's just Knuckles.

Sticks

Oh. [shouting] Kill Knuckles with fire!

Sonic

Cool entrance, Knux.

Amy

You were supposed to get hamburger buns.

In mid-battle? Sweet Amy, there will be time for your delicious burgers after we've defeated that dastardly deviant Eggman.

Sonic

Nice vocab.

Tails

And impressive alliteration. You've been taking night classes?

Hey guys! [walks in, carrying a tray full of burger buns and looks at his Mirror doppelganger; they stare at each other] Who's the beefcake?