[Eggman is checking out his mail while using Cubot as a junkmail shredder.]
Junk... junk... junk... junk... evil boot warehouse... [Cubot grunts as his shredder jams.]
[Hits Cubot's back a few times] Paper jam.
Orbot!
[Orbot opens his mouth in front of him]
No, you imbecile! I don't want you to shred this. It's the key to our future! Do you know what this is?
Cubot: Robotic women who love us for our minds and aren't into looks or money?
Eggman: No. Our home, and by that I mean my home, is going to be featured in Modern Lair magazine. [Hands Orbot a paper] Here, read the exposition.
"A photographer's assistant will do a site inspection tomorrow to consider you for our Island Fortress issue."
[Jumps up from the couch] Let's give this lair some flair!
[Walks in] When you bots are done with my boots, make sure my roller coaster is in tip-top shape.
[Orbot and Cubot look at each other, then back to Eggman and nod. In the next scene, Orbot and Cubot enter the area with the roller coaster with a tool box. A few seconds after they enter, crashing sounds are heard along with a cat yowling. Orbot and Cubot come out of the room, dismantled. In the next scene, Eggman slightly adjusts a burner, only to adjust it again.]
Perfect! It's all coming together! When the photographer's assistant arrives, he'll take one look at my lair and exclaim-!
You call this a lair?
[Angry] How dare you! Listen, you pompous little pipsqueak. I'll crush you like a bug!
Not if you want your lair in our magazine.
[Upset] You can't do this to me!
Modern Lair brings our readers a contemporary upbeat take on evil. Your idea of evil is totally retro, without the irony. Your lasers are a ridiculous shade of blue... and would you please turn that Bunsen burner 90 degrees before I get sick. [Points to the burner Eggman had adjusted before]
Give me a chance! I'll spruce up the place!
[Pauses to think] I'll give you a week. [Walks away]
I'm gonna need help. From someone with a real feel for color, and shape!
[Camera goes to Cubot, who is playing with a cube with multiple holes for shapes, and is trying to put the square in the 'X' hole.]
Definitely gonna have to outsource this one. I know!
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