Tails quotes from Sonic Boom

Tails

Alright, let's start with the basics. (Picks up a chess piece) This is a pawn.

Tails

Well, Sonic, aren't you glad you overcame your fear?

Tails

Guys! I have some big news!

Tails

What? No. Our band just got booked for a gig!

Tails

Dude-itude, remember? We saved the women of the village from becoming mind-controlled zombies?

Tails

We ended Justin Beaver's musical career?

Tails

(flatly) There were crackers in the green room?

Tails

With both Eggmen in this dimension, a catastrophic anomaly is going to destroy our universe!

Sonic

Tails… I didn't really wanna fire you, I was just trying to protect you.

Tails

How, by putting me in more danger?

Sonic

The plan had holes! [helps Tails up]

Eggman

Oh, Sonic. I have 1 last surprise for you - I took your advice, Burnbot can burn things!

Sonic

That's it! I've had enough of Eggman! Lair or no lair, he's outta here!

Amy

You can't just throw Eggman out. Sure, he might be a difficult roommate, but it's only because you guys have a communication problem.

Tails

"Communication problem"? He whacked me with a pillow. Hard! I'm dizzy, and I have serious short-term memory loss. [beat] And I have serious short-term memory loss.

Amy

Why don't we settle this... with a roommate meeting? [later] Now, Sonic. So you have something you'd like to share with Eggman?

Sonic

Yes. Uh, how to say this delicately... You're a horrible roommate and nobody in this house likes you.

Amy

Let's frame our statements with "when you do this, it makes me feel this".

Sonic

Fine. Let's see. Uh... When you live here, it makes me feel... angry because you're a horrible roommate and nobody in this house likes you.

Eggman

[starts crying] You're right. I am the worst roommate. It-it-it... I've never lived with other people before!

Cubot

What about us?

Eggman

[normal voice] You don't count. [starts crying again]

Amy

Sonic, I think someone here could go for 2 spoonfulls of forgiveness, washed down with a tall glass of friendship. What do you think?

Sonic

Ugh... Eggman, if we give you a second chance, will you promise to shape up?

Eggman

[stops crying, snaps his fingers] You bet!

Tails

Gotta stop him... but so tired... (sinks to the ground, asleep)

He must have a weak spot.

Sonic

(points to the ground) Maybe there's a clue on the ground. (soft music plays as Sonic slumps to the ground, lying down next to Tails) This soft... soft... (shuts eyes) bed-like... ground... (Sticks walks over and stomps on his back, waking him up) What?! What's wrong?! Are we under attack? (Jumps to his feet and glances around, remembering where he is) Oh, right. (Yawns)

Eggman, you built that thing. How do we take it down?

Eggman

By activating two kill switches at the same time. They're inside the lair. There... (Points to his right) and there. (Points to his left)

Sonic

Oh, come on... Alright, Amy, Knuckles, Sticks, distract that metal monstrosity. (Lifts up Tails, who wakes up with a big yawn) Tails and I are on the kill switches. Eggman, you'll have to show us how to activate them. (Yawns)

Amy

(Spreads her arms out for a hug) Pre-mission group hug?

Sonic

No.

Sonic

Dr. Eggman's evil fireman robot is running loose!

Eggman

[seated on a nearby bench] Why does everyone assume every evil robot is mine?

Sonic

[bounces off Fire Bot again] I dunno. Experience? [leaps up to avoid another burst of fire]

You're"fired",pal. Ha ha ha! Get it? [A burst of flame turns his stick to ashes] Ah, I guess not.

Amy

Shouldn't firemen put out fires?

Eggman

Ah, hello? That's the irony? It's the evil opposite of a fireman. [Sonic glares at him] Ah, uh... I assume...

Sticks

Sonic, the evil anti-fire bot is putting a baby walrus into a burning house!

Tails

Sonic, Evil anti-fire Bot is putting a kitten in a tree!

Eggman

Go, evil fireman! [sees Tails, Knuckles, Amy, and Sticks looking at him] Okay, I admit it. It's mine. Evil robots are what I do. Why stop if you're good at it?

Sonic

This has gone on long enough. [races over, running circles around Fire Bot and wrapping it in its own "fire hose"]

Eggman

I, um... left the oven on. [flees]

Sonic

Heh. Looks like that robot is "fired"!

Hey! No one laughed when I said it...

Sonic

Sticks, could you get that kitten out of the tree?

Sticks

Sure thing, Sonic. [runs over and starts shaking the tree, terrifying the kitten]

Sonic

Um, Sticks? Sticks? Sticks!

Sticks

What?

Sticks

Buster, it turns out you were an evil robot. So, maybe you're not pet material. I guess this is goodbye. [puts a hobo pack on Buster, who walks off] Have fun out there in the big world. [watches Buster go, waving goodbye]

Tails

Hey guys, I found a giant octopus! Think I can keep him? [the giant octopus suddenly eats him, and spits out his goggles] Changed my mind. Help!

Sticks

Someone left this at my house.

Sonic

Yeah. The mailman. It's a letter?

Sticks

[sniffs it] Letter, huh? I dunno. Paper folded over itself? What's it hiding, what's it hiding?!

Amy

[reads it] Sticks, you've been nominated for an Awardy Award!

Tails

They really need a better name for that thing.

Ooh, let me see! [grabs letter, and puts on glasses to study it] Oh, wait. I can't read…

Sonic

[grabs the letter] Gimme that. [reads] "In honor of saving our village, the Mayor cordially invites you to the Awardies." Huh, conveniently, you can also bring your 4 closest pals. [Everyone looks at Sticks with anticipation, including Comedy Chimp, who is there for some reason.] Sorry, Comedy Chimp. [CC sighs and leaves] Now, where was I? [clears his throat] "The Awardies will be at the Mayor's Mansion. You'll dine on", ooh, "elegant food and mingle with elegant guests. After which, the Awardy Award will be awarded to the winner." [to Sticks] Which could be you.

Amy

My summer-themed seat cushions with floral upholstery that complements each guest's natural coloring are ready. The ice sculpture has melted just enough to hide the carving marks. [Checking things off a clipboard]

Sticks

And I dug a trench around the picnic table and filled it with broken glass!

Amy

I might've used rose petals, but we'll go with it. [Turns] Sonic! How are you doing on those fruit drinks?

Amy

Why am I not surprised? Tails! Where's the soothing music?!

Tails

[Sitting on the poach of Sonic's Shack with a music control panel in front of him] Right here! But, I thought it would be better if I gave it a little boost! [Presses a switch on the panel]

Amy

[Annoyed as she takes the leaf off her] Knuckles, are my grilled pheasants ready?

Not now, Amy, I'm busy. [Holds up hand to show he has put the raw pheasant on it like a puppet, he changes his voice as if the pheasant itself is speaking] Oh, please don't cook me, Knuckles. [Changes his voice to a lower one as he holds up his other hand with a pheasant on it] Today turned out a lot different than I expected.

Amy

[Looking upset] Sticks, sometimes I don't know why I go out of my way to make things nice for these guys.

Eggman

[Standing on the poach] You deserve better. I mean, this table! It should be hanging in a museum!

Sticks

Euagh! [Jumps onto the table, grabs an oyster shell and smacks it on the ground, holding the broken ends like a weapon] Back, villain! Just give me the signal, Amy, and I'll clam him!

Eggman

Don't let the fact that I constantly try to destroy you lead you to believe that I'm here to destroy you. I just want to hire Amy to redo my lair.

Sonic

Come on, Amy, you're not buying this.

Amy

[Annoyed] Is it so hard to believe Eggman might actually respect my talents?

Sonic

Well, yeah. [Realizes what he said] Wait, that came out wrong.

Amy

[Stares at her friends for a second, then happily turns to Eggman] I accept.

Sonic

Don't go with Eggbreath!

Tails

You can't trust him! He's evil!

Amy

[Walking over to Eggman] I can take care of myself!

Eggman

Splendid! My lair awaits. After you. [Gestures to where Amy needs to go]

[Holds up one of his hands, which still has the meat on it, he changes his voice again] Don't look at me. I didn't use her lovingly prepared meal as a puppet.