Shadow quotes from Sonic Boom

Look at you, celebrating like the game's been won. But this is only the beginning...of the end.

As it turns out, I no longer want my revenge on that lack-wit Eggman. I want revenge on this WHOLE PATHETIC UNIVERSE! So, that's why I took those mustached fools to a secret location.

Now you're catching on. So long, fools. Forever! (Teleports away)

I must say, I'm not thrilled with the results, but I am impressed with how you managed to save the universe. I'll be back, Sonic. But next time, on my terms! (Teleports away)

[off-screen] So this is why you called me here.

Eggman

[gasps and drops the cheese tray] Shadow the Hedgehog… Hey everybody, look! Shadow's here! I knew springing for those embossed invitations would impress!

Who's he?

Eggman

He's only the second most popular character in the whole canon! Let me get you a chair, Mr. Shadow. [pulls the chair out from under Dave the Intern, sending him crashing to the floor]

Ow...! [Eggman pushes the chair over to Shadow]

Hm. I prefer to stand.

Eggman

You never know what's going to happen on the battlefield. Which is why it's important to think on your feet. This is a little game I used to play with my old improv troupe, The Gigglesnorts. It's called "Zip Zap Zop". We pass around an imaginary ball, saying "zip", "zap", or "zop" as we go. I'll start. [passes the "ball" to T.W. Barker] Zip!

[catches the "ball," and passes it to Shadow] Zap! [Shadow just stands there, doing nothing.]

Eggman

Eh… that's to you, Shadow. You wanna zap that one over to Dave, or maybe zap that bad boy back to me? Heh… no?

Pft.

Eggman

He pfted it! We'll count that. Great job, Shadow!

Silence, fool! [The other villains gasp.] I suffered your presence long enough. [turns to leave]

Eggman

N-no! Don't go! We're not done bonding yet! We were gonna roast wieners and play flashlight tag. We're making history here! A collection of villains like this has never been assembled before!

[turns around] I see no villains, just some fools whose only ability is wasting time!

Eggman

That's something, isn't it?

No, not really. (I determent my own destiny.) [disappears; Eggman sighs]

You fool! I had him just where I wanted him!

Eggman

Sorry! That one's on me, Shadow. Forgot to turn off the flash. Pic looks great, though, if it's any consolation.

Enough! How's a guy supposed to destroy his foes with dolts like you wandering around? [to Sonic] We'll fight again soon, Sonic, but next time, on my terms. [disappears as the rest of Team Sonic run up and do a group fistbump]

Sonic

Who knew all those years of being a total dillweed would rub people the wrong way?

Eggman

Shadow, I have a proposition for you...

Find some other pawn, Eggman. I'll never work for you again! Now get out of my sight!