A character in Sonic Boom
Played by Wally Wingert
Sonic Boom · 106 quotes
Tied for 7th most-quoted character in Sonic Boom: in 9 of its 106 quotes
Most scenes with: Orbot (6), Sonic (4), Eggman (4)
Eggman [now back in his own body]: [watches Team Sonic on a monitor] So close! I was so close to finally defeating Sonic! [Orbot and Cubot laugh behind his back.] What are you two laughing at?
CubotNothing, boss.
[Eggman growls and turns around, showing the same Sonic-shaped mark from earlier.]
CubotYou know, you sometimes forgot he's a doctor!
That's it! I've had enough of Eggman! Lair or no lair, he's outta here!
You can't just throw Eggman out. Sure, he might be a difficult roommate, but it's only because you guys have a communication problem.
"Communication problem"? He whacked me with a pillow. Hard! I'm dizzy, and I have serious short-term memory loss. [beat] And I have serious short-term memory loss.
Why don't we settle this... with a roommate meeting? [later] Now, Sonic. So you have something you'd like to share with Eggman?
Yes. Uh, how to say this delicately... You're a horrible roommate and nobody in this house likes you.
Let's frame our statements with "when you do this, it makes me feel this".
Fine. Let's see. Uh... When you live here, it makes me feel... angry because you're a horrible roommate and nobody in this house likes you.
[starts crying] You're right. I am the worst roommate. It-it-it... I've never lived with other people before!
CubotWhat about us?
[normal voice] You don't count. [starts crying again]
Sonic, I think someone here could go for 2 spoonfulls of forgiveness, washed down with a tall glass of friendship. What do you think?
Ugh... Eggman, if we give you a second chance, will you promise to shape up?
[stops crying, snaps his fingers] You bet!
Wow! I'm really here! Where do I start?
Even though you're only an intern, there's an important job that I can't trust Orbot and Cubot to do.
[Eggman bring the mop to Dave.]
Mop the bathroom.
Mop the bathroom!? Wow! Back at Meh Burger, I'd have to be a manager to do that.
[Dave runs off]
You two could learn a thing or two from this kid.
[Dave is throwing out the trash, Orbot and Cubot are spying on Dave.]
This new intern worries my circuits. I fear that his enthusiasm for the most menial tasks causes us to appear inferior by comparison.
CubotYeah, he's making us look bad too! He does more sucking-up than my cousin, Suzanne. And she's a vacuum!
[Dave is secretly listening to Orbot and Cubot's complaints.]
Cubot! Cubot! Cubot, where have you gone?
[Orbot goes through a door to a that leads to a dark, empty room.]
Cubot, are you there?
[Orbot turns on his built-in flashlights. Oil drips on him.]
My word...
[Camera shows a trapdoor, oil dripping on the outside with a rope attached. Orbot pulls on the rope and the trapdoor opens as pieces fall out. Orbot screams. Camera shows Cubot in pieces. Orbot screams again.]
I could build a robot to do this, but there's just something about unpaid labor that makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside.
[Dave comes upon Eggman's old Doomsday Device.]
What's this?
Oh, just my old Doomsday Device.
It's magnificent! I bet it could destroy a hundred worlds!
Well, maybe not a hundred, but, if I connected that power supply... one definitely, heh heh heh.
[Orbot comes in carrying Cubot's pieces.]
Dr. Eggman, sir. It's Cubot! He's been disassembled!
I don't have time for you two! Can't you see I'm enjoying quality time with my protege? So, where were we? Ah, yes. You were praising me. You were leaving.
[Camera shows Orbot depressed as he leaves.]
You'll never get away with this, Eggman!
Sonic will see you coming from a mile away!
[Inside, it is revealed that Tails, Knuckles, Amy, and Sticks have all turned evil and have Eggman's mustaches on their faces.]
Yeah! If we wanna trap Sonic, we got to think like Sonic!
[Dramatic music plays and the camera shifts to all of Sonic's evil friends before stopping on Eggman.]
This is even better than I hoped! Five evil genius masterminds!
Actually, I'm an evil mastermind of average intelligence.
Five evil genius masterminds, give or take. Working together under my leadership, we'll be unstoppable!
So here's the plan! We wait at the beach shack for Sonic, and then bombard it with an all-out robot assault from five different sides! [Moves the figurines around]
No, no, no! [Has a badnik figurine] What we should do is tunnel underneath to bypass his defenses!
[With a flying badnik figurine] We should attack from above by plane!
We have to get rid of his stupid friends first!
Robo assault!
Tunnel!
Airplane!
Robo assault!
Tunnel!
Airplane!
I'm yelling words!
Calm down! Even though you're evil geniuses now, for the most part, you lack experience. Time for a crash course in villainy! [Laughs manically]
[Later, Eggman is in the classroom with the others.]
Evil lesson number one: Berating your underlings! Orbot. Would you kindly hand out the worksheets?
Gladly, Sir. [Proceeds to do so]
[Stops Orbot with a ruler] Not that worksheet, you dunderhead! [Knocks some of the worksheets off] See? It's that easy.
[The others write down what they saw. Now in Eggman's monitor room.]
Lesson number four: Surveillance! There's nothing more evil than recording your subjects without their knowledge. [Looks over to Orbot and Cubot messing around]
Cubot[Wearing a Viking helmet] Ota oh ha! Ota oh ha!
Get me a monkey wrench. I'll fix that.
For the security camera?
No.
[In a different room.]
Lesson number seven: Mustache care and maintenance. Fifty strokes every morning. But don't overdo it!
Or what?
[Her mustache is messed up] Don't ask..!
[Back in the classroom.]
Lesson number twelve: Lesson numbering! Evil lessons should be numbered as followed: "1", "4", "7", "12", "16".
[Outside of the lair.]
Lesson number sixteen: Target practice!
[Eggman, Tails, Knuckles, Amy, and Sticks all fire at Orbot and Cubot with Disintegrator Rays.]
We must procure assistance.
CubotWe don't have time for that! Let's just get help!
Sonic [in Eggman's body]: [wakes up] Ugh... [looks around] What am I doing in Eggman's lair? [looks at a mirror and sees Eggman] Gah! Eggman! [jumps at the mirror and is knocked backwards] What the…? [with the doctor's voice] What am I doing in Eggman's body?!
[he and Cubot enter the room and approach "Eggman"] Dr. Eggman, you're awake!
CubotWe had to drag you back home. It was Spring Break all over again!
[A series of illustrated photos are shown: Eggman playing beach volleyball with his robots; Eggman singing to an audience that consists of his robots; Eggman posing with a sand castle; Cubot, snickering while placing suntan lotion on the forehead of a napping Eggman; Orbot and Cubot dragging a still-unconscious Eggman back to the lair, his body sunburned, save for a Sonic-shaped mark on the forehead.]
I'm not Eggman, I'm Sonic!
[to Cubot] He's pretending to be Sonic again.
CubotWell, I'm not gonna be Amy this time!
I'm telling you, I'm Sonic! Eggman switched brains with me... I mean, I switched bodies with Eggman!
CubotUh, hang on. Did you switch brains or did you switch bodies?
Both! (I think.)
Well then, nothing's changed.
Listen, Gear-brain-
Cubot[to Orbot] Definitely Eggman. [Orbot nods in agreement.]
Look. I'm not Eggman. I'll prove it! [attempts to use his speed, but cannot access it in Eggman's body, and now he quickly exhausts himself] Hoh, boy... can't... breathe. What is this awful feeling... in my lungs?
[sarcastically applauses] Good show, sir.
Cubot[sarcastically] Real impressive stuff, boss.
[still out of breath] Need to... find Tails. He'll know what to do!
Did you see the look on his face when he ran off?
He looked ridiculous! Especially with that stupid mustache!
All right, Noodles. That's enough.
[Thumping is then heard which shakes the ground.]
Whoa. Did you guys feel that?
[The thumping continues and is soon revealed to be coming from the Mega knocking down trees and then arriving at the shack with Sonic, Orbot, Cubot and the other robots. Eggman and the others get into position, ready to fight.]
Remember, warning shots only. I don't want anyone hurt. Got it? [notices the robot's aren't listening] Well, what are you waiting for?
We are programmed only to obey orders after being threatened.
[realizes this and sighs] All right, then. Nobody gets hurt or somebody's gonna get hurt! (Better?)
Yes, sir!
[The robots begin to move forward and attack. Amy and the others begin to destroy the robots.]
Aw, come on! Do you have any idea how much those cost? I mean, between the parts and labor... [Amy destroys a robot with her hammer.] Aw, geez! [Knuckles and Sticks destroy a few robots.]
[Sonic tries to dodge the Mega, but it accidentally knocks him to the ground causing him to land on Eggman.]
CubotHe's gonna be feeling that tomorrow.
[2 Bee Bots circle around Sonic and Eggman.]
Hey, Eggman crushed Sonic!
Get him!
CubotWhat a swell adventure! I sure hope there's more next year.
Just think of all the hundreds more stories to be told using the same 8 characters and 4 locations. The possibilities are limitless!
CubotJust to be on the safe side, maybe we should start an internet petition.
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