That's it! I've had enough of Eggman! Lair or no lair, he's outta here!
You can't just throw Eggman out. Sure, he might be a difficult roommate, but it's only because you guys have a communication problem.
"Communication problem"? He whacked me with a pillow. Hard! I'm dizzy, and I have serious short-term memory loss. [beat] And I have serious short-term memory loss.
Why don't we settle this... with a roommate meeting? [later] Now, Sonic. So you have something you'd like to share with Eggman?
Yes. Uh, how to say this delicately... You're a horrible roommate and nobody in this house likes you.
Let's frame our statements with "when you do this, it makes me feel this".
Fine. Let's see. Uh... When you live here, it makes me feel... angry because you're a horrible roommate and nobody in this house likes you.
[starts crying] You're right. I am the worst roommate. It-it-it... I've never lived with other people before!
What about us?
[normal voice] You don't count. [starts crying again]
Sonic, I think someone here could go for 2 spoonfulls of forgiveness, washed down with a tall glass of friendship. What do you think?
Ugh... Eggman, if we give you a second chance, will you promise to shape up?
[stops crying, snaps his fingers] You bet!
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