Sonic quotes from Sonic Boom

Sonic

(Angry) You know what I think is compassionate? Saving the village from Eggman; like every week. But do I get any props for that? No! Everyone just goes around gasping at me when I call a guy "A Guy" or people "People". (Everyone gasps) I QUIT HERO-ING, AND I QUIT THIS STUPID GROUP!! (Throws his hat off his head and storms off)

Sonic

(splashing in panic) NO! I CAN'T SWIM! Those five-year-olds were right! Cruel, but right.

Sonic

Overcame? Are you crazy?! They've all been magnified tenfold! That was the scariest thing I've ever done! I'm never going near water again.

Sonic

Go, go, go, go, go!

Sonic

Just one question: we're in a band?

Sonic

Okay. Kinda cryptic, Shadow. Mind elaborating on that one?

Sonic

[chasing Eggman in the Eggmobile] You can't lose me, Egghead!

Doctor Eggman

Eggman! You know my name is Dr. Eggman! You do that on purpose!

Sonic

Do what, Egghead? [The chase continues, but Sonic is eventually forced to stop, teetering on the edge of a cliff.] Who-o-oa! [manages to get back to safety. The camera zooms out to reveal Eggman WAY up above]

Dr. Eggman

It all ends here, old friend. Prepare to be destroyed by Burnbot! [the camera shifts to reveal Burnbot]

Sonic

So what, he's gonna burn me with flamethrowers or something?

Dr. Eggman

Flamethrower? Well, no…

Sonic

Oh! Uh... acid, incendiary grenades!?

Eggman

No no no, the li– Claws! He has claws, very painful claws! (Burnbot makes a pinching motion)

Sonic

Well, then you should have called him "Clawbot" or "The Lacerator" or "Pinch-a-tron 9000", but "Burnbot"? I mean, that's just false advertising–

Eggman

I name the robots, Sonic! [to Burnbot] Burnbot, ATTACK! [Burnbot jumps down and starts speeding toward Sonic. Sonic runs in the same direction, keeping directly across from Burnbot. Overhead, Tails flies by in his plane.]

Blue Leader, this is Yellow Sky. I have eyes on Burnbot. He's on the move, over!

Sonic

Thanks, Tails. Initiate "Speeding Swing Surprise". [Tails dives his plane into the canyon, sending Eggman into a spin. Tails activates his Enerbeam. Sonic and Burnbot leap at each other as the scene goes into slow motion. Tails flies by, throwing the beam to Sonic. Sonic catches the beam, swings around on it, and delivers a kick to Burnbot, launching him into the canyon wall. Sonic lands on the canyon floor across from Burnbot.]

Eggman

[flies down to Burnbot] Get up, get up, get up! [Burnbot climbs to its feet, then notices Tails' plane flying overhead. It fires one of its claws at the plane, damaging the wing. The plane goes into a spin.]

Sonic

Bail, Tails! Bail! [Tails pulls the eject lever, only for it to break off in his hand. Sonic prepares to rush to help, but is cut off by Burnbot. Sonic dodges one of Burnbot's claws, then sees a large rock poised over it. Sonic jumps over another of Burnbot's attacks, and spins into the rock, dropping it on Burnbot. Sonic leaps up to the top of the canyon.] Tails, no!

I'm Amy Rose, and I'm auditioning for the job of sidekick.

Sonic

Ugh, Amy, I know who you are.

Amy

Okay, great. Because I am fine with nepotism. Oh, and under Special Skills, you can add juggling and singing! [starts doing just that] Oh, when the saints go marching in... (starts scatting)

Sonic

NEXT!

I think you'd be a great sidekick for me.

Sonic

No, Knuckles. I'm looking for someone to be my sidekick.

We have to change your name, though. I'm thinking... "Knuckles Junior".

Sonic

Tails… I didn't really wanna fire you, I was just trying to protect you.

Tails

How, by putting me in more danger?

Sonic

The plan had holes! [helps Tails up]

Eggman

Oh, Sonic. I have 1 last surprise for you - I took your advice, Burnbot can burn things!

Sonic

That's it! I've had enough of Eggman! Lair or no lair, he's outta here!

Amy

You can't just throw Eggman out. Sure, he might be a difficult roommate, but it's only because you guys have a communication problem.

Tails

"Communication problem"? He whacked me with a pillow. Hard! I'm dizzy, and I have serious short-term memory loss. [beat] And I have serious short-term memory loss.

Amy

Why don't we settle this... with a roommate meeting? [later] Now, Sonic. So you have something you'd like to share with Eggman?

Sonic

Yes. Uh, how to say this delicately... You're a horrible roommate and nobody in this house likes you.

Amy

Let's frame our statements with "when you do this, it makes me feel this".

Sonic

Fine. Let's see. Uh... When you live here, it makes me feel... angry because you're a horrible roommate and nobody in this house likes you.

Eggman

[starts crying] You're right. I am the worst roommate. It-it-it... I've never lived with other people before!

Cubot

What about us?

Eggman

[normal voice] You don't count. [starts crying again]

Amy

Sonic, I think someone here could go for 2 spoonfulls of forgiveness, washed down with a tall glass of friendship. What do you think?

Sonic

Ugh... Eggman, if we give you a second chance, will you promise to shape up?

Eggman

[stops crying, snaps his fingers] You bet!

Tails

Gotta stop him... but so tired... (sinks to the ground, asleep)

He must have a weak spot.

Sonic

(points to the ground) Maybe there's a clue on the ground. (soft music plays as Sonic slumps to the ground, lying down next to Tails) This soft... soft... (shuts eyes) bed-like... ground... (Sticks walks over and stomps on his back, waking him up) What?! What's wrong?! Are we under attack? (Jumps to his feet and glances around, remembering where he is) Oh, right. (Yawns)

Eggman, you built that thing. How do we take it down?

Eggman

By activating two kill switches at the same time. They're inside the lair. There... (Points to his right) and there. (Points to his left)

Sonic

Oh, come on... Alright, Amy, Knuckles, Sticks, distract that metal monstrosity. (Lifts up Tails, who wakes up with a big yawn) Tails and I are on the kill switches. Eggman, you'll have to show us how to activate them. (Yawns)

Amy

(Spreads her arms out for a hug) Pre-mission group hug?

Sonic

No.

Sticks

Wait, this thing reads minds?

"Wait, this thing reads minds?".

Sticks

Get it out of my head!

"Get it out of my head!".

[stopping Sticks from trying to destroy the robot] No, no. Calm down, Sticks.

"Take it easy, whack-job."

Sticks

Hey!

"I am displeased."

Sonic

Don't be offended Sticks! Knuckles didn't mean to think that!

"He's not the sharpest tool in the shed."

Sonic

Dr. Eggman's evil fireman robot is running loose!

Eggman

[seated on a nearby bench] Why does everyone assume every evil robot is mine?

Sonic

[bounces off Fire Bot again] I dunno. Experience? [leaps up to avoid another burst of fire]

You're"fired",pal. Ha ha ha! Get it? [A burst of flame turns his stick to ashes] Ah, I guess not.

Amy

Shouldn't firemen put out fires?

Eggman

Ah, hello? That's the irony? It's the evil opposite of a fireman. [Sonic glares at him] Ah, uh... I assume...

Sticks

Sonic, the evil anti-fire bot is putting a baby walrus into a burning house!

Tails

Sonic, Evil anti-fire Bot is putting a kitten in a tree!

Eggman

Go, evil fireman! [sees Tails, Knuckles, Amy, and Sticks looking at him] Okay, I admit it. It's mine. Evil robots are what I do. Why stop if you're good at it?

Sonic

This has gone on long enough. [races over, running circles around Fire Bot and wrapping it in its own "fire hose"]

Eggman

I, um... left the oven on. [flees]

Sonic

Heh. Looks like that robot is "fired"!

Hey! No one laughed when I said it...

Sonic

Sticks, could you get that kitten out of the tree?

Sticks

Sure thing, Sonic. [runs over and starts shaking the tree, terrifying the kitten]

Sonic

Um, Sticks? Sticks? Sticks!

Sticks

What?

Sticks

Someone left this at my house.

Sonic

Yeah. The mailman. It's a letter?

Sticks

[sniffs it] Letter, huh? I dunno. Paper folded over itself? What's it hiding, what's it hiding?!

Amy

[reads it] Sticks, you've been nominated for an Awardy Award!

Tails

They really need a better name for that thing.

Ooh, let me see! [grabs letter, and puts on glasses to study it] Oh, wait. I can't read…

Sonic

[grabs the letter] Gimme that. [reads] "In honor of saving our village, the Mayor cordially invites you to the Awardies." Huh, conveniently, you can also bring your 4 closest pals. [Everyone looks at Sticks with anticipation, including Comedy Chimp, who is there for some reason.] Sorry, Comedy Chimp. [CC sighs and leaves] Now, where was I? [clears his throat] "The Awardies will be at the Mayor's Mansion. You'll dine on", ooh, "elegant food and mingle with elegant guests. After which, the Awardy Award will be awarded to the winner." [to Sticks] Which could be you.