[Knuckles' flashback]
Hi. I'm Sonic the Hedgehog.
PPerci
Never heard of you. [notices Knuckles walking up to them still in his blue naval cap. The wind blows through his dreadlocks] ...But who's your friend? [walks over to Knuckles pushing Sonic aside]
I'm just a humble echidna… which is why I won't brag about my boyish charm, unimaginable strength, and ability to think real good. You know, smartnesswise.
[struggles to pick up Perci's broken bicycle, just before Knuckles picks it up over his head using only one arm] Wha...?!
PPerci
Wow. Muscles and brain smartness.
I know. [Sonic falls] Medic! Splint up this pretty lady's arm!
I hope I can live up to your expectations, Captain Knuckles. [puts the splint on her leg instead of her arm]
Oh ho, Amy. You forgotten what an arm is. This is an arm. [flexes his left arm]
PPerci
Wow. You are the whole package.
And here's the gift-wrapping. [starts flexing his arms. Amy sighs dreamily]
[Sonic flexes his arms too and ends up leaning on Perci's broken bicycle, causing it to fall in the mud, splashing Amy and Perci. Sonic gasps.]
Sonic, You clumsy oaf! Perpetual second banana! Look what you've done! [to Perci] Come, my lady! We must go to Casa Del Tails to repair your bicicleta before Sonic does any further damage. [takes Perci's arm leaving Amy angry and the 4 head over to Tails' workshop with Sonic behind them]
[whiny voice] Come on, guys! Wait for meeeeeee!
[The keep walking just before Sticks pops up.]
Hey, be careful of that alien! She'll abduct our livestock, phone home from our houses, and turn us all into pie people! She's... a goodful! A goodful! [runs off screaming]
[to Perci] Don't pay attention to her. She's actually very nice. [Sonic fixes the bike with a wielding laser and suddenly burns his finger at Tails' Workshop (flashback). He screams in pain and starts blowing on it.] Sonic, can't you do anything right? [to Perci] Your scarf will look brand new, but it'll never look as lovely as its owner.
[Perci blushes. Knuckles puts the scarf in the kiln. Meanwhile, Amy struggles with a heating pad.]
How does this heating pad work? Mmm. [throws the heating pad on a pile of newspapers]
A pillow for my maiden fan?
Hey, I'm the medic! I'll give her the pillow!
I want to give her the pillow, so I could be more like my hero - Knuckles. [he and Amy fight over the pillow when suddenly a fire starts]
[Sonic jumps in Amy's arms scared. Knuckes uses his ice breath to put the fire out. Perci leans against his arm,]
[Amy's flashback]
PPerci
[Southern Belle accent] I've seem to have fallen from my bicycle and injured my little old arm. If only there was some heroic gentleman who would rescue poor little me.
[he and Knuckles stare at Perci all lovey-dovey and chuckling] You're pretty.
PPerci
[Southern accent] Would one of you handsome young men kindly retrieve my bicycle?
[Sonic and Knuckles giddily run over to do so. Amy crosses her arms, unimpressed. Sonic and Knuckles are fighting over the pieces of the bicycle, when they suddenly fall over. The pieces of the bicycle fall into the mud, splashing it over Perci's scarf.]
[voiceover] Even with my friends under the spell of a wicked siren, I selflessly administered medical care to the foul temptress. [to Perci] Oh, you poor sweet thing! Allow me to tend to your wounds. [binds Perci's arm in a sling, which sparkles] Now, let's see to your bicycle. I know where to get it fixed!
[The four of them walk towards Tails' workshop, with Knuckles carrying the bicycle pieces. Sticks suddenly runs up]
Watch out for that government agent! It starts with jury duty, and zoning ordinances, and before you know it, boom! Our tax dollars are benefiting others, and not us!
Don't pay attention to her. She's actually very nice. [Sticks runs away screaming]
[at Tails' Workshop (flashback)]
[holding Perci's scarf] Sweetie, you rest here. I'll get a heating pad to make you more comfortable. Knuckles, will you please clean this scarf? [Knuckles reaches in and grabs the scarf] And Sonic… [Sonic stands to attention] …maybe it'd be best to just wait for Tails.
No way! I can totally fix this! [darts over to Perci] Watch this, babe. [runs back over to the bike, and picks up a welding mask and laser. He puts on the mask, but drops the laser] Ahh...
PPerci
[Southern accent] My poor little arm is achin' so. If only I had a cushion on which to rest it.
[Knuckles, who is washing Perci's scarf in the background, runs to get a pillow. Sonic looks up from his welding, seeing this, and drops the still-active laser and runs over and fights with Knuckles over the pillow.]
She wants me to give it to her!
[Smoke rises, followed by flames. Sonic and Knuckles see this, drop the pillow, and panic. Amy grabs a fire extinguisher and puts out the fire.]
[Perci's flashback]
PPerci
[voiceover] I had a minor accident with my bicycle, when… [Sonic sees Perci and runs over]
Hi, I'm Sonic the Hedgehog. Hero extraordinaire.
PPerci
You don't happen to have a wrench or some tools I can use to fix my bike?
No, but maybe I can interest you in some "gift-wrapping"?
Don't worry. I can fix your bike. [runs to it]
You're just loving this, aren't you? Having men fight over you? A modern woman can take care of herself.
PPerci
I can take care of myself, but like I said, "I don't have any tools" and I hurt my arm.
I suppose you need me to bandage that up for you.
PPerci
Nah, just a bruise. [Amy growls, but wraps Perci's arm in a sling. Sonic and Knuckles are fighting over the pieces of the bike, when they suddenly fall. The bike pieces drop into the mud, splashing it over Perci.] Look, I need to get moving. Do you know where I can find some tools? [As the group walks towards Tails' Workshop, Sticks runs up with a yell.] Nice to meet you. [Sticks runs away screaming. Sonic, Knuckles and Amy hold each other in the background, shaking.] She seems nice.
[At Tails Workshop (flashback), Perci is about to use the welding laser to fix her bike, but Sonic cuts in.]
Allow me. You just sit back and relax, while Sonic saves the day.
PPerci
Okay, I'll just wash my scarf.
[grabs Perci's scarf] Please, the honor is all mine. [starts washing it]
PPerci
Well then, I'll just rest my arm.
All right, all right. I'll get you a heating pad. Talk about a drama queen.
[puts Perci's scarf in the kiln] Would you like a pillow?
[looks up from his welding] No, I'll give Perci a pillow! [runs over, dropping the welding laser, which ignites]
Oh, now the princess wants a pillow. [tosses the heating pad onto a pile of newspapers]
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