LoriWhere's my Buccaneer Biscuits at? [Claps hand]
KJK.J.
Going as fast as I can, Lori!
Lori
[To Carl] Buccaneer Biscuits selling like crazy. Adding fried clams to the bacon, egg, and cheese biscuit was a great idea.
Lori
Just a fry guy with big ideas who wants to serve his country. You ever read The Tipping Point, Malcolm Gladwell?
Lori
Buccaneer Biscuits, tipping point. Trust me, you're gonna go places.
KJK.J.
I sell weed out the back.
Lori
I know you do, KJ, and I appreciate your desire for a better life. But Carl here, he's helping us sell shit inside the store, okay? [Pats K.J.'s back and follows Carl] You know, they used to call this place Mr. Bob's. They started calling it Captain Bob's when they added seafood to the menu. Now it's all seafood. That man's a goddamn visionary.
Lori
Sure, you can, rock star. Be back in ten, okay?
Lori
[Going through box] Whose porn is this?
It's mine. Giving it to KJ now.
Lori
Oh, why you getting rid of your porn, tater tot?
Just the girl-on-girl stuff. Kinda makes me sad.
Lori
[Going through DVDs] Yeah. Seen it. Seen it. In it.
Morning. I'm not late, am I?
Lori
He's here.
Lori
The Captain. He wants to meet you.
Captain Bob? I thought he was made-up, like Colonel Sanders.
Lori
Colonel Sanders was real.
Lori
Follow me. Sir. Ensign Gallagher. Best fryer mate I ever had.
BBob
Pleasure to meet you, Carl. Have a seat. You want a root beer float?
Lori
Ah, no...
BBob
Lori, bring our little white panther here a root beer float.
Lori
Okay.
BBob
You want some popcorn shrimp? Lori, popcorn shrimp, too. I eat a basket every location I visit, Carl. Quality control is the name of the shrimp game. Look at that. Nicely battered, properly crisp. Mm, mm, mm. You really saved my ass the other day, son. Once word get out you can rob a franchise, the sharks descend. Give much thought to your future, Carl?
BBob
Look, I know a young man like you, it's hard to see yourself down the road, but Captain Bob's is growing. Carl, you own a Winnebago?
BBob
I do. A Grand Tour. You got a lake house? Mm... I do. Ski boat? Two brand-new Cadillacs? You take a two-week vacation every year down to the Alabama coast?
BBob
No, you're damn straight you don't, but you will, Carl, if you make the right choice today. I got a store in East Garfield Park, and it's been robbed six times this month. You can start tomorrow, Assistant Manager. bucks a week. In a year, you could be manager. Hell, in ten years, you could even own your own franchise.
BBob
The sky's the limit, son. Carl, play your cards right, you could even end up with your own Winnebago. [Laughs]
[Carl walks up to her in parking lot oblivious to long line outside restaurant] I mean, take your time. Business meetings can start late. That's professional.
I'm sorry. I got held up at the ATM. You know, I couldn't get my breakfast sandwich. My morning's all fսckеd, and I'm hangry-
Shut up and check out that line, son. [Carl glances] All asking for tartar sauce. Drove up new business. I underestimated you. You have game.
It was easy. Middle school was having a field day. You know, three-legged-races, egg toss shit. You know, it was like taking candy from a baby. Well, here's your cut, partner. Thank you, partner.
Lori
Yo! I got a line forming in here that's longer than my grandma's tіts! Clock in, pirates!
Sorry, Lori. Yes, master.
Have fun deep-frying sh¡t in trans fats.
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