Morning. I'm not late, am I?
He's here.
Who's here?
The Captain. He wants to meet you.
Captain Bob? I thought he was made-up, like Colonel Sanders.
Colonel Sanders was real.
He was?
Follow me. Sir. Ensign Gallagher. Best fryer mate I ever had.
Pleasure to meet you, Carl. Have a seat. You want a root beer float?
Ah, no...
Lori, bring our little white panther here a root beer float.
Okay.
You want some popcorn shrimp? Lori, popcorn shrimp, too. I eat a basket every location I visit, Carl. Quality control is the name of the shrimp game. Look at that. Nicely battered, properly crisp. Mm, mm, mm. You really saved my ass the other day, son. Once word get out you can rob a franchise, the sharks descend. Give much thought to your future, Carl?
Um, well...
Look, I know a young man like you, it's hard to see yourself down the road, but Captain Bob's is growing. Carl, you own a Winnebago?
No.
I do. A Grand Tour. You got a lake house? Mm... I do. Ski boat? Two brand-new Cadillacs? You take a two-week vacation every year down to the Alabama coast?
No, sir.
No, you're damn straight you don't, but you will, Carl, if you make the right choice today. I got a store in East Garfield Park, and it's been robbed six times this month. You can start tomorrow, Assistant Manager. bucks a week. In a year, you could be manager. Hell, in ten years, you could even own your own franchise.
Huh?
The sky's the limit, son. Carl, play your cards right, you could even end up with your own Winnebago. [Laughs]
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