Derek quotes from Shameless

Debbie

How'd you get into boxing?

Derek

When I was 10, my dad beat my mom up really bad. Wanted to be able to defend her, so I started training.

Debbie

Really?

Derek

No.

Derek

How was your summer? You, uh, finish the community service hours for that solicitation beef?

Fuck you, Derek.

Derek

Easy, killer. Whose face are you picturing on that bag?

Debbie

Monica.

Derek

Who's that?

Debbie

Monica. My mother.

Derek

Mother? I thought she was dead.

Debbie

Monica. Not dead, just gone.She stayed around long enough to ruin our lives and pass on all her fucked up genes.

Debbie

What are you doing coming into my room without knocking?

Fiona

I knocked.

Debbie

We weren't doing anything.

Fiona

Well, why is Derek in his underwear?

Debbie

He's spending the night.

Fiona

No, he is not.

Debbie

Yes, he is.

Derek

Uh, no, I'm not.

Debbie

What do you mean?

Derek

My dad would kill me, okay? I'll see you at school tomorrow. Sorry, Miss Gallagher. Don't embarrass me like that.

Fiona

Embarrass you? Hey.

Fiona

You can't have a boy in your bed!

Debbie

Why not? You do!

Fiona

I am a grownup.

Debbie

I'm pregnant!

Fiona

No you're not. No you're not.

Debbie

I love him!

Fiona

No, you don't.

Debbie

We're gonna get married.

Fiona

No, you're not.

Debbie

Derek's mom got pregnant when she was six months older than me, and they've been together 20 years.

Fiona

What are you talking about?!

Debbie

I love him, and we're gonna get married, and we're gonna have a lot of babies, and we're gonna be happy!

Fiona

Oh, for fuck's sake, Deb!

Debbie

Why won't you ever let me be happy?!