[Fiona walks into Debbie's bedroom with Derek who promptly leaves]
What are you doing coming into my room without knocking?
I knocked.
We weren't doing anything.
Well, why is Derek in his underwear?
He's spending the night.
No, he is not.
Yes, he is.
Uh, no, I'm not.
What do you mean?
My dad would kill me, okay? I'll see you at school tomorrow. Sorry, Miss Gallagher. Don't embarrass me like that.
Embarrass you? Hey.
You can't have a boy in your bed!
Why not? You do!
I am a grownup.
I'm pregnant!
No you're not. No you're not.
I love him!
No, you don't.
We're gonna get married.
No, you're not.
Derek's mom got pregnant when she was six months older than me, and they've been together 20 years.
What are you talking about?!
I love him, and we're gonna get married, and we're gonna have a lot of babies, and we're gonna be happy!
Oh, for fuck's sake, Deb!
Why won't you ever let me be happy?!
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