Bianca quotes from Shameless

Bianca

Hands in the air! I'm a fucking cop! I'm-- I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. We'll take the drugs now.

Bianca

God, where were you with all that carpe diem crap when I was in my 20s?

Frank

Um, this seat mostly. Couple of crack houses. Woke up in Mexico once. Couple months after I got there. Living life to the fullest. Wouldn't trade a day.

Bianca

Daisy Kelso stole my date.

Frank

You never got payback?

Bianca

Mm-mm. She did him in the bathroom of a Popeyes Chicken.

Bianca

When I woke up this morning, this is not how I saw my day ending. With a derelict getting stoned.

Frank

Derelict.

Bianca

Is that offensive?

Frank

I've been called worse.

Bianca

Those times you almost died, was it peaceful or scary or...

Frank

What's peaceful about dying? I don't care how much they meditate. When the time comes, those Hindus will be shitting their pants just like the rest of us. You know what they'll be thinking? "Fuck, I wish I'd tried steak".

Bianca

You ever streak before?

Frank

Many times. Just never on purpose.

Can I help you?

Bianca

Daisy Kelso?

It's Rigby now. Do I know you?

[Appears] Who is it, mommy?

Bianca

Oh, hi.

Bianca, is that you?

Bianca

Yeah.

My God, haven't seen you since... Prom.

Bianca

Yeah.

How are you?

Bianca

Good. Now?

Frank

Now.

Frank

Run, run, run!

[Daisy is gasping] Mommy!

Bianca

Do you think I broke her nose?

Frank

You took out a tooth for sure.

Bianca

[In a liquor store] I never liked the smell.

Frank

Every man, woman, and child should experience a single malt before their time is up, and it can't just be any bottle. Every whiskey is different.

Can I help you?

Frank

[To clerk] Uh... we got this covered. [To Bianca] You see, there's the Lowland area, Highland, Islay, Campbeltown. You have to factor in age, what kind of oak they use to--

Bianca

[To clerk] What's your most expensive whiskey?

Let's see, I've got a 30-year Highland Park for 300 and change.

Bianca

Mm-hmm. That's the best?

I've got a Macallan '39 in back. Distilled while World War II was breaking out.

Bianca

Mm.

Only bottled a limited number.

Bianca

H-how much?

$10,100.

Bianca

You're serious?

It's for investors, but, um... this Highland Park is a true whiskey--

Bianca

We'll take the whatever you said... from World War II.

The Macallan?

Bianca

Right. [To clerk] I said I'll take it.

Uh... excuse me.

Bianca

[To clerk] Throw in a couple of those Dominican cigars over there.

Frank

I'm sure it's good hooch, but for ten fucking grand?

Bianca

I'm not gonna be alive to pay off my credit card. What does it matter?

Frank

Such wisdom from one so young.

Bianca

Let's go get drunk... buy a gun.

Frank

A gun?