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Shameless · Season 1, Episode 15

Bianca, Frank and others in “Unfinished Business”

[In a liquor store] I never liked the smell.

Every man, woman, and child should experience a single malt before their time is up, and it can't just be any bottle. Every whiskey is different.

SCStore clerk

Can I help you?

[To clerk] Uh... we got this covered. [To Bianca] You see, there's the Lowland area, Highland, Islay, Campbeltown. You have to factor in age, what kind of oak they use to--

[To clerk] What's your most expensive whiskey?

SCStore clerk

Let's see, I've got a 30-year Highland Park for 300 and change.

Mm-hmm. That's the best?

SCStore clerk

I've got a Macallan '39 in back. Distilled while World War II was breaking out.

Mm.

SCStore clerk

Only bottled a limited number.

H-how much?

SCStore clerk

$10,100.

You're serious?

SCStore clerk

It's for investors, but, um... this Highland Park is a true whiskey--

We'll take the whatever you said... from World War II.

SCStore clerk

The Macallan?

Right. [To clerk] I said I'll take it.

SCStore clerk

Uh... excuse me.

[To clerk] Throw in a couple of those Dominican cigars over there.

I'm sure it's good hooch, but for ten fucking grand?

I'm not gonna be alive to pay off my credit card. What does it matter?

Such wisdom from one so young.

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