Molly quotes from Scrubs

Molly

Perry, no one's pure evil! I mean, yeah, some people have a hard outer shell, but inside, everybody has a creamy center.

There are plenty of people here on this particular planet who are hard on the outside and hard on the inside.

Molly

So they'd have more of a nougaty center?

Lady, people aren't chocolates. D'you know what they are mostly? Bastards. Bastard-coated bastards with a bastard filling. But I don't find them half as annoying as I find naive bubble-headed optimists who walk around vomiting sunshine.

Molly

[Rubs his stomach] I'm touching your creamy center!

Oh, I am... so very angry... that I'm going to find someone to kill...just to prove her wrong.

Molly

I'm sorry, I'm attracted to damaged, dysfunctional people and you're just too normal.

J.D.

[narration] Sometimes all it takes is a slammin' hottie to make you dig down deep and discover who you really are.

J.D.

My emotional journey began at five years old when I walked in on my parents having sex in a position my father would later playfully describe as "the jackhammer." I have a mentor that verbally abuses me every chance he gets and no matter how much I try I can't stop constantly narrating my own life.

J.D.

[narration] At that very moment I feared I had divulged too much.

J.D.

Molly, I'm narcissistic, I'm pessimistic, I'm obsessive, I'm insecure and I am so afraid of intimacy that every one of my relationships is a journey of self-sabotage that inevitably ends in a black vacuum of shattered expectations and despair.

Molly

Wow. [kisses J.D.]

Molly

You know, they make thongs specifically for low-riders now.

Elliot

They don't work for me. I still can't sit down without showing the whole world the crack of my ass. The other night, some guy tried to put a pen in it.

J.D.

[narration] "Some guy"... I never get credit for anything!