“You know, they make thongs specifically for low-riders...”

You know, they make thongs specifically for low-riders now.

They don't work for me. I still can't sit down without showing the whole world the crack of my ass. The other night, some guy tried to put a pen in it.

J.D.

[narration] "Some guy"... I never get credit for anything!

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