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CDr. Cox

Gandhi, did you tell Jordan what I said about her wanting to cuddle? She doesn't like people to know that she actually cares for me!

Turk

Relax, she's pregnant, what could she possibly do?

[Jack runs up to Dr. Cox]

Jack

Man check!

[Jack punches Dr. Cox in the crotch and he falls to the floor in pain]

Jordan

Good boy, Jack, good boy!

Turk

He can't possibly make this my fault, right?

J.D.

Dorian. Dammit, now I'm doing it! [Stepping over Dr. Cox] Careful, he's gone fetal.

S1 E15 Unfinished Business

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[Jordan has forced Dr. Cox and Jack to dress in identical outfits]

Jordan

Wow! You guys look great! I'm gonna get a photographer.

CDr. Cox

Jordan, I hate this.

Dr. Kelso

Why? I would think an arrogant ass like you would love having his very own clone.

[Dr. Cox puts his hands on his head, and Jack copies him]

CDr. Cox

Up yours, Bobbo.

Jack

Yeah, up yours, Bobbo!

[Awkward pause]

CDr. Cox

Outstanding.

S1 E15 Unfinished Business

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Jack

Janice, you have one ugly baby, seriously.

J.D.

[to Dr. Cox] Did you actually teach your son to be mean to a baby?

CDr. Cox

Not just any baby but your baby.

[Jack runs to Dr Cox and is scooped up]

CDr. Cox

Come on, Jackie boy, we're going to get 10,000 jelly beans. I love you so much. [walks off with Jack]

[Sam looks upset]

J.D.

[to Sam] They can be so hurtful.

S1 E15 Unfinished Business

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