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Scrubs · Season 1, Episode 15

Dr. Cox, Turk and others in “Unfinished Business”

Gandhi, did you tell Jordan what I said about her wanting to cuddle? She doesn't like people to know that she actually cares for me!

Relax, she's pregnant, what could she possibly do?

[Jack runs up to Dr. Cox]

Man check!

[Jack punches Dr. Cox in the crotch and he falls to the floor in pain]

Good boy, Jack, good boy!

He can't possibly make this my fault, right?

Dorian. Dammit, now I'm doing it! [Stepping over Dr. Cox] Careful, he's gone fetal.

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