Julie Keaton quotes from Scrubs

Julie Keaton

Plomox is the most effective antiarrhythmic drug on the market right now, and it has minimal side effects — only nausea, impotence, and anal leakage.

[smiling] I'm gettin' two out of three just from this conversation!

Julie Keaton

So, this is romantic... the two of us, full moon...

Homeless guy pissing on a dumpster...

J.D.

[Thinking] I gotta thank Mrs. Nichols for setting this up.

J.D.

[Thinking] Oh, Mrs. Nichols, you blue-haired bitch.

J.D.

[Thinking] Oh, Mrs. Nichols, your new hip is on the house because this girl is amazing. And yet there is something so accessible about her, I wonder what it is?

Julie

Oh, I'm gonna have the carrot cake.

Turk

Look, Julie, I'm very protective of J.D., so it's gonna take a lot for you to win me over.

Julie

J.D. wanted me to introduce you to my godfather.

Julie's a great girl.

Turk

[momentary pause, then begins shrieking] AH-HA-HA-HA, Lando Calrissian! Come here.

[Laughing] You can call me Billy Dee.

Turk

Yes, Lando. Yes.