Mr. Eugene Pool quotes from Sabrina, the Teenage Witch

Mr. Pool

I’m Mr. Pool. [coughs] And I know you were hoping I was going to spend the day mispronouncing your names, but instead lets jump straight into biology, huh?

Hilda

I need to go to the nurse.

Mr. Pool

Er, is there a problem... [looks at Hilda's nametag] ...Mrs. Spellman?

Hilda

Yes, it’s my tummy-

Zelda

No, she’s fine - and it’s "Miss Spellman".

Mr. Pool

Who are you?

Zelda

Oh, I’m also "Miss Spellman". We’re Sabrina’s aunts - Sisters, not an alternative couple.

Mr. Pool

So you’re, uh, single?

Zelda

[flattered] Yes, and you?

Mr. Pool

[grins slightly] Extremely.

Hilda

[to herself] Now I really am gonna throw up...

Sabrina

Mr. Pool, do you have a minute?

Mr. Pool

[depressed] Yes, a lifetime of them. And they are suddenly going by very slowly.