Morgan Cavanaugh quotes from Sabrina, the Teenage Witch ... TV Quotes Database

Morgan

So, you're in the nuclear biz? I once dated a guy named Adam, but then we split!

S7 Spellmanian Slip

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LLeonard

Well, it looks like my posse has just bailed on me... Say, do you buffalo gals wanna come out tonight?

Sabrina

Er, I’m sorry, are you inviting us to a saloon?

LLeonard

No. I’ve got this condo for the holidays, and Cole and James just bailed on me. I don’t suppose you ladies would be interested in a little winter getaway? Condo’s got a hot-tub.

Sabrina

[to the others] That could be fun!

Morgan

Excuse me, Sabrina, the last thing that we want to do is go freeze our butts off on some mountain.

[The girls head for the door]

LLeonard

Mountain? No, no, the condo’s in Miami.

[All three of them stop in their tracks]

Sabrina

Miami?

Roxie

Florida?

Morgan

America?

LLeonard

Eighty degrees and sunny.

[delighted, the girls form a conga-line]

GGirls

[singing] Going to Miami!

Going to Miami!

S7 It’s A Hot, Hot, Hot, Hot Christmas

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Sabrina

[to Morgan] Okay, you go and distract Roxie.

Morgan

Okay. [beat] How?

Sabrina

Haven't you ever distracted anyone before?

Morgan

Well, yeah, but I don't think Roxie's gonna fall for the "Ooops, my strap broke" trick!

Sabrina

...It's worth a shot. [pushes her towards Roxie]

S7 It’s A Hot, Hot, Hot, Hot Christmas

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ABAll but Sabrina

Harmony, Harmony, Gosh we're feeling' swell....

Sabrina

I guess the musical notes on the label should have tipped me off. Well, at least we're not arguing anymore...

ABAll but Sabrina

Harmony, Harmony, Gosh we're feeling' swell!

Harmony, harmony, this is going' oh so well!

SShirley

Imagine my delight

to meet you here tonight

and endlessly enumerate the reasons you're not right! My boy says you're the one,

when all is said and done,

you simply are not good enough to wed my perfect son!

Aaron

It steams me seeing Harvey standing next to you.

It seems that Harvey's more than just an ex to you.

Sabrina

Oh yeah? [takes a bite of crab cake with Harmony salt and sings] I love the ring, but, hey

I'd love to hear you say

How many other fiances you've dumped along the way!

Morgan

Harmony, harmony, can't conceal the bile.

Harmony, harmony, this is gonna take a while!

Roxie

[dances with Bob] Your power plants and toxic dumps are perilous.

BBob

Your room-mate's confrontational and querulous.

Sabrina

Perhaps it would be best

To not offend our guest

so zip your lip and give your hippie politics a rest!

Harmony, harmony, this was not my plan.

Now we're all meaner than when this stupid song began!

AAll

There's nothing like a good old-fashioned melody

To put a little gloss on animosity!

Slinging mud with effervescent charm!

Drawing blood while singing arm in arm!

And all in perfect harmony!

BBob

[goes down on one knee with arms out] In case you didn't hear it;

AAll

Knock-down drag-out harmony!

S7 Spellmanian Slip

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