Valerie Birkhead quotes from Sabrina, the Teenage Witch

Valerie

You'll never guess who just asked me out? Kirk!

Sabrina

Should I still guess?

Valerie

I was just invited to a party.

Sabrina

At seven o’clock?

Valerie

Well, I wasn’t exactly invited, but people saw me hear about it and didn’t warn me to keep away. D’ya wanna come?

Sabrina

Gee, I’d love to, since they went to so much trouble not to ban us, but I can’t. I’m baby-sitting my little cousin.

Valerie

How do we get to be friends with those guys?

Sabrina

I think we’d have to fill out a form. Do you know what I’d say to Asher if he talked to me?

Valerie

What?

Sabrina

[weakly] Hello.

Valerie

That would take guts.

Valerie

[singing] "S", because she’s so sublime,

Harvey

[singing] "B", because she’s the best babe in school,

Mr. Kraft

[singing] And "I" is for the icon she’s become,

[singing] and "A", it’s redundant to say,

Valerie

Sa!

Harvey

Bri!

Mr. Kraft

Na!