Hilda, Mr. Pool and others in “The True Adventures of Rudy Kazootie”

I need to go to the nurse.

Er, is there a problem... [looks at Hilda's nametag] ...Mrs. Spellman?

Yes, it’s my tummy-

No, she’s fine - and it’s "Miss Spellman".

Who are you?

Oh, I’m also "Miss Spellman". We’re Sabrina’s aunts - Sisters, not an alternative couple.

So you’re, uh, single?

[flattered] Yes, and you?

[grins slightly] Extremely.

[to herself] Now I really am gonna throw up...