Gordie quotes from Sabrina, the Teenage Witch

Gordie

[to himself] There’s a girl in Science Club... Don’t... Panic...

Sabrina

Hey, how’s it going?

Sabrina

Hey, I brought my rock tumbler.

Libby

[coldly] May we help you?

Sabrina

[confused] What are you doing here?

Libby

I’m the new president. And by the way, membership is closed - Science Club is now limited to six people.

That’s how many can fit in the Space Shuttle.

Sabrina

You can’t do that! Where’s Mr. Pool?

Libby

I sent him for Tang and Fig Newtons. Besides, you don’t belong here. You’re not a total geek, is she guys?

No, she’s not.

Yeah, you never sat with us at lunch.

And what’s you're eyesight, 20-20?

Sabrina

Well, stab me in the back with a protractor, why don’t you? I can’t believe you guys are siding with Libby! She used to make fun of you all the time!

Yeah, but now she’s our leader!

Gordie

[under his breath] She’s not my leader.

Libby

What did you say, Gordie?

Gordie

I said... you’re not my leader... you, you’re pushy and bossy... [hides behind Sabrina] ...And if Sabrina goes, I go.

Sabrina

That was very brave of you, Gordie!

Gordie

Don’t talk, run!

Sabrina

Are you kidding? I’d love to meet the Violent Femmes! When? Where?

Harvey

Well, they’ll be signing CD’s at Music City in Boston tonight at midnight.

Sabrina

Midnight! That’s perfect. I have no conflicting plans. But I still have to ask my aunts.

Harvey

Just tell them what I told my parents. It’s an astrology field trip.

Sabrina

Don’t you mean astronomy?

Harvey

Wow, they’re paying even less attention than I thought...

Sabrina

This’ll be so much fun. You, me and the Violent Femmes.

Libby

[turing around from the next table] You’re going to see the Violent Femmes?

Harvey

Yeah.

Libby

You have to let me come with you. [moves to sit down by Sabrina] I will do anything to meet Gordon Gano. You know I hate this word but... Please? The more the merrier.

Sabrina

[after Harvey gives her a look] All right, you can come.

Libby

Thanks! This is so great. I love the Violent Femmes!

Gordie

[overhearing their conversation] You’re going to see the Violent Femmes? Can I come too? [he sits at their table beside Harvey]

Libby

No! Jeez Gordie, you can’t just invite yourself along!

Sabrina

I thought you just said ‘The more the merrier’?

Libby

Twist my words, why don’t you.

Harvey

Look, it’s my car, and I say any Femmes fan is welcome. So, Gordie, you’re in.

Gordie

Cool!

Harvey

Cool!

Sabrina

Cool!

Libby

[annoyed] Shotgun.