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Sabrina, the Teenage Witch · Season 1

Sabrina, Libby and others in “Geek Like Me”

[Sabrina enters Science Club]

Sabrina

Hey, I brought my rock tumbler.

[the club members all turn to stare at her]

Libby

[coldly] May we help you?

Sabrina

[confused] What are you doing here?

Libby

I’m the new president. And by the way, membership is closed - Science Club is now limited to six people.

Sherman

That’s how many can fit in the Space Shuttle.

Sabrina

You can’t do that! Where’s Mr. Pool?

Libby

I sent him for Tang and Fig Newtons. Besides, you don’t belong here. You’re not a total geek, is she guys?

The Science Club

No, she’s not.

Howard

Yeah, you never sat with us at lunch.

Sherman

And what’s you're eyesight, 20-20?

[they all laugh]

Sabrina

Well, stab me in the back with a protractor, why don’t you? I can’t believe you guys are siding with Libby! She used to make fun of you all the time!

Sherman

Yeah, but now she’s our leader!

Gordie

[under his breath] She’s not my leader.

Libby

What did you say, Gordie?

Gordie

I said... you’re not my leader... you, you’re pushy and bossy... [hides behind Sabrina] ...And if Sabrina goes, I go.

[Scene cuts to the hallway as Gordie and Sabrina run away]

Sabrina

That was very brave of you, Gordie!

Gordie

Don’t talk, run!

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