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Sabrina, the Teenage Witch · Season 1

“Hilda and Zelda: The Teenage Years” quotes from Sabrina, the Teenage Witch

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“Hilda and Zelda: The Teenage Years” · Season 1

In this episode: Sabrina Spellman (2), Harvey Kinkle (2), Hilda Spellman (1), Zelda Spellman (1), Libby Chessler (1), Gordie (1)

Are you kidding? I’d love to meet the Violent Femmes! When? Where?

Well, they’ll be signing CD’s at Music City in Boston tonight at midnight.

Midnight! That’s perfect. I have no conflicting plans. But I still have to ask my aunts.

Just tell them what I told my parents. It’s an astrology field trip.

Don’t you mean astronomy?

Wow, they’re paying even less attention than I thought...

This’ll be so much fun. You, me and the Violent Femmes.

[turing around from the next table] You’re going to see the Violent Femmes?

Yeah.

You have to let me come with you. [moves to sit down by Sabrina] I will do anything to meet Gordon Gano. You know I hate this word but... Please? The more the merrier.

[after Harvey gives her a look] All right, you can come.

Thanks! This is so great. I love the Violent Femmes!

[overhearing their conversation] You’re going to see the Violent Femmes? Can I come too? [he sits at their table beside Harvey]

No! Jeez Gordie, you can’t just invite yourself along!

I thought you just said ‘The more the merrier’?

Twist my words, why don’t you.

Look, it’s my car, and I say any Femmes fan is welcome. So, Gordie, you’re in.

Cool!

Cool!

Cool!

[annoyed] Shotgun.

You have to let us in. I mean, talk about Violent Femmes; If they don’t meet the band, there will be four extremely violent femmes, and I’m the one who has to drive them all back to Westbridge along with one love-sick dude. Do not make me do that. You know what I’m saying, you’ve been there right?

DGDoor Guard

[considers] Hartford, Led Zeppelin, 1973. Go on in.

Look, we’re really sorry we embarrassed you...

...And we feel we owe you some fun. So... [conjures up a vacuum cleaner]

Ta-da!

[unimpressed] I get to clean the house?

No, you get to fly!

On a vacuum?

Yes! See, old time witches used broomsticks, but vacuums are much faster and more efficient.

You’re gonna let me fly? I don’t believe this!

It’s true. You proved tonight that you can handle the responsibility...

...And we were very impressed by the way you refused to buckle to peer-pressure...

And most importantly, you called us your friends.

[They group hug]

[tearfully] Stop, you’re embarrassing me.

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